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Banshees don’t wear black


A lot of Sharks fans like the “black armor” unis.  Others hate the “black pajamas.”  I don’t hate them but they do look like pajamas to me.  Pajamas are cute, but I don’t like the color.  It is all wrong for the occasion.  It’s like wearing black to a Mardis Gras party or a picnic.  People do that but it shows they are missing the point.  Teal may not be the most festive color but at least it’s a color with personality.  It’s not blue, it’s not green, it clashes with red in a pleasing way.  It’s much better than black.

Black is “cool,” the color of chic and formal events and drear and government motorcades.  It says “I’m so awesome I don’t need to do anything to make you notice me.”  It is a background color, stealthy and discreet and afraid to choose.  It makes you look more pale and smaller than you are.  I know hockey has a fat phobia but come on, live a little!

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