Kukla's Korner Hockey
How's your summer vacation been, Kenny? No, really...I want to know. Have you found this relaxing, stimulating, stressful, challenging, emotionally destructive? Because, I'm no GM...just a Sailor who likes hockey. But, man; this summer's frigging killing me. I have to assume, Ken, that you're feeling the heat. I'm looking at the issues you've had to deal with and I can tell you I would have been in the fetal position around mid-June. Your team got punched in the face by the 8 seed, after which your starting goalie said he just may go ahead and string himself up. You told him to leave and we agreed with you. And your Captain? Well, The Captain was going to retire any day. But then he didn't. Back to that in a minute. You made some comments early on Kenny. You told us there were changes on the horizon..."a seven skater turnover", "more grit", "improving the blueline." And a new frigging goalie, Ken. You promised us a new goalie. You said it. We believed you. And then they started disappearing. Gerber...gone. We wanted him, Ken. Roloson...stayed in Edmonton. That's ok. A few of us weren't sold on him anyway, despite the repeated kidney punches he gave us in April. Names started popping up Ken...Giguere, Nabakov, Brysgalov, Biron. We thought any of them would do. We weren't greedy. No we weren't...stop interrupting. But the summer drug on Ken, your summer, the summer of Ken. The summer where you would prove to the world that you aren't just a rich kid with money to throw around. Then the defensemen started to leave. McKee...ours. Mitchell...ours. Jovo and Blake...pretty expensive, but we certainly would have welcomed them. Heck, Witt?...ours. We wanted all of them Ken. But, we didn't get any and we started to get sad. We wondered about you Ken. I'll admit it. Then we started hearing about a young man in Florida that you were trying to acquire. We don't know, Ken. We have no idea if that was true, if you were trying to bring us our Franchise Goalie. But, yeah...we got our hopes up. We started telling you to trade little Pavel, to hold on to Kronwall, to trade Robert and his flowing hair. Anything to bring us our Franchise Goalie. But then...he was gone, too. And, Ken...I'll admit it. We started to panic. We threw things and stomped our feet. We demanded answers Ken. We wanted you to tell us just how you were going to spend some cash, and spend it soon, but not too much because of the cap, just enough to get us back to our rightful place in the Finals. Then the Captain left. Man, right or wrong Ken, that sucked. Then Shanny left. Ken? Ken? Shanny and the Captain both left Hockeytown. No Franchise Goalie, no Stevie Y, no Irish Jig. It made us forget that you re-signed our boy Nick to a bargain deal...well, a bargain by your standards. Insane, obscene money to us. But a bargain for you. Then a picture showed up on the internet Ken. We had to minimize it in case the kids walked by. It was horrific...you and Eddie Belfour, together, in the basement of the Joe...walking. We revolted Ken. We lost it. And, well...we feel silly. We know courting Edward was a ploy on your part. We know now you would never bring that sociopath into our quiet, happy homes. But we still didn't have a goalie and that made us nervous. Yes, you signed our little pal Ozzie. We smiled and said "good for him." But, he's not the guy you promised us Ken. You told us in May that we'd have a goalie through trade. Then you said through free agency. Then they were all gone. In July you got us some grit. And you got him cheap. We like the Markov signing Ken. We look forward to watching him hurt bad men. But he can't hipcheck pucks out of the net, Ken. We wanted that goalie. And then you turned up the heat Ken. On the day the Tigers were certainly going to deal for their own Franchise Player, you jumped back in time and came back with a brittle legend. Your boy across the way, Double D, didn't get his guy Alfonso, but you woke us up with Dominik. Now some of us are confused. We don't know what to think or say. One minute we're happy, the next we're not. Can he stay healthy Ken? Is he going to disrupt that happy Wings lockerroom, the same room that's been home to first-round losers and underachievers? It's been a long summer Ken. Your summer. The Summer of Ken. How about closing it out by spending a bit more of that 4.2 you have left over on a power forward? That'd be cool. I know there's really none out there, but hey...make it happen.
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from Spector's blog at Fox Sports,
Toronto Globe and Mail reporter James Mirtle recently posted a roster on his blog consisting of the remaining available unrestricted free agents, which he jokingly calls, "The Team of the Unwanted." Mirtle does point out that those players could become more attractive to teams with limited cap space still seeking to bolster their rosters with veteran help before the start of the 2006-07 season. Peter Bondra: Scored 21 goals in 60 games with the Atlanta Thrashers last season but missed considerable time to a groin injury. There's some talk the 38-year-old winger might retire but it's possible a team seeking offensive depth might offer up a one-year contract.read on for the rest...
from William Houston of the Globe and Mail,
The National Hockey League is keenly interested in bringing live broadband streaming of game telecasts into the Canadian market for the coming season. "It's an opportunity we're looking at seriously," said Doug Perlman, the league's senior vice-president of television and media ventures. Perlman said the league would need to clear the carriage of Internet game broadcasts with national and regional television rights holders as well as the distributors of the NHL Centre Ice pay-per-view package. "You have to be mindful and respectful of our relationship with our partners," he said. "But against that backdrop, we're looking at how we can provide a streaming product that makes sense."continued
from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review,
Daly confirmed yesterday that they were moving ahead without Russia on board with the other European countries that signed the transfer agreement last summer. "There is no longer a possibility of an agreement this year that will involve the Russian Federation joining our existing player transfer agreement," Daly said. But, Daly added, that does not necessarily mean that Russian players cannot come to the NHL. "If the player can secure his own release, either pursuant to the terms of his existing Russian contract or pursuant to applicable Russian law, NHL clubs will be free to sign such player, and the resulting NHL contract will be registered and approved as valid for play in the NHL," Daly said.read on...Malkin will start talks with Pens... added 7:13am, from the Ottawa Sun,
The Senators are quickly losing hope of having Alexei Kaigorodov in the lineup this season. However, stalled player transfer negotiations between the Russian Hockey Federation and the NHL means it's starting to look like Kaigorodov -- Ottawa's second-round pick in 2002 -- will have to remain in his homeland for at least one more year.more
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from the RIA,
Russia will not join the IIHF-NHL hockey agreement that regulates transfers between European clubs and the American league, the head of the Russian Hockey Federation (RHF) said Wednesday. "At the talks with the IIHF [International Ice Hockey Federation] and the NHL [National Hockey League]... we failed to take into full account the interests of Russian clubs, which have players that interest the NHL," Vladislav Tretyak, who was elected the head of the RHF in April, said.continued update 3:46pm, from Reuters,
Russia's Sports Minister and former hockey great Vyacheslav Fetisov said on Wednesday he would only approve a 'fair deal'. Asked if he wanted Russia to join the agreement with the NHL, the former captain of the Soviet national team said: "Yes, only if it's a fair deal, but I'm opposed to the one that they (NHL) are forcing us to comply with at this time."
Buffalo Sabres forward J.P. Dumont has been awarded a one-year, $2.9 million contract in arbitration, according to reports. Dumont made $1.596 million last season, scoring 20 goals and 40 points in 54 games.
I thought I would share some of the emails I received yesterday after my first blog post appeared on NHL.com. Paul, we tee-off at 8:30am on Wed. You'll be there right?-Tiger Put er der! Thumbs up. -D.C. Please report any income from your website. You now fall under the NHL/NHLPA umbrella and income will go into the revenue pool. -Bill & Ted What is a website? -Mike I. I'd like to start a blog, either in Canada, the USA or any country that will accept me. Any hints would be appreciated. -J.R. Just a tip, be careful when mentioning Brian Burke.- L.B. I am interested in advertising on KK. What are your rates? -Sid Do you know any hockey players? -Elisha & Rachel You seem technically advanced, Can you fix my typewriter? -Stan
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