from Dan Steinberg of D.C. Sports Bog,
So look. What even is going on with the Capitals?
My dudes: I do not know. I do not get it. It is, like, a weird floating sensation, watching these last few games. There isn’t a particular lot of stress, really. Neither is there all that much late-game uncertainty. During NHL playoff games, my coldly impartial heart races like a metronome on greenies. My heart during the last five minutes Sunday night was in, like, half-asleep-on-the-couch-covered-with-roasted-jalapeno-pita-chip-dust-while-watching-Guys-Grocery-Games mode. Composting bins race faster than my heart. I’ve been more stressed out trying to decide which flavor of yogurt to buy. It was Caps hockey, and it was chill.
The huh?
“They found a way to do everything right,” said NBC Sports analyst Keith Jones.
“The best way to put it is it’s not even close at even strength,” said NBC Sports analyst Eddie Olczyk.
And — get this — the team that has been better by a zillion hectares keeps winning. These hockey games. By a lot.
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