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The Shane Doan saga continues

As NBC plays the “parade of nations” from the 2012 Olympics on tape delay, Shane Doan’s magical mystery tour may or may not continue its meander across North America. Take these Tweets for what you will given that Doan’s agent, Terry Bross, seems to claim something different about his client’s desires every day and in every interview he gives. First, from the Arizona Republic’s Sarah McLellan…

And then, from the Globe and Mail’s David Shoalts:

Where’s the Orly owl?

 

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Bosephus's avatar

Doan’s Agent talks too much, but one unnamed “source” claiming Doan was asking the moon isn’t exactly fact.

Posted by Bosephus from Behind enemy lines, Denver, CO on 07/27/12 at 11:47 PM ET

Ducksworth's avatar

This off-season has been ridiculous

Posted by Ducksworth from Brownstown, MI on 07/28/12 at 12:05 AM ET

NIVO's avatar

Doanbags agent must be related to Poile

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 07/28/12 at 12:14 AM ET

SYF's avatar

That pinocchio nose on Bross is growing inordinately long.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 12:40 AM ET

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The only thing more boring than the endless Doan story is the London Opening Ceremonies, will it ever end?????

Posted by timbits on 07/28/12 at 01:08 AM ET

SYF's avatar

The only thing more boring than the endless Doan story is the London Opening Ceremonies, will it ever end?????

Posted by timbits on 07/28/12 at 12:08 AM ET

I thought the Rowan Atkinson bit was pretty funny, but yeah, dull.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 01:31 AM ET

George Malik's avatar

This isn’t hockey-related, but the only way I survived the opening ceremonies was via Twitter. People made fun of Lauer and Costas like nobody’s business and we all laughed our way through. Sometimes Twitter is useful for that.

And the Doan saga is a desert acid trip, my friends. I don’t trust Mr. Bross any further than I can throw him, and my back hurts tonight.

Posted by George Malik from South Lyon, MI on 07/28/12 at 02:28 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

ThThis isnt hockey related but how sad is it im checking kuklas at the bar? Right?

How do i put a pic in here. Ya’kk need to see this bartenders assets.  Ive drank free all night! Seriouusly. How do i post a pic?

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:00 AM ET

SYF's avatar

I hate the way the Big Four Networks cover the games.  Every friggin’ time I watch, it’s a human interest story and the facetime those egotistical bastards shove in our faces every single time rather than the games.  The worst one of them all is Pat O’Brian. 

Then I see CBC’s coverage…and it was glorious.  Games, games, games, and more games, which is what I wanted.

But that was like a dozen years ago.  I quit watching it.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 03:01 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

How come bezukov never comes out to drink?? Horse shit. Where do the wings fans get together in cbus for behind enemy line games?  We need to start something if theres not already

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:02 AM ET

SYF's avatar

HTO.

1)  Make sure your pic is on a hosting site (i.e. Photobucket, etc.)
bbbbbbbbb)  Make sure your pic is a JPG file.

C)    yourrrrrr coding would be XXXXXXXXXXXX

4d)  Good luck!

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 03:03 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

One of the best nights of my life Pat Obriens in New Orleans.. duelling pianos and hurricanes.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:03 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Lol thanks SYF im gonna try to get ya’ll a good one

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:04 AM ET

SYF's avatar

er.

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Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 03:05 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

How sad is it im trying to convince BJ fans their teams isnt HORRIBLE… poor guys

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:07 AM ET

SYF's avatar

Ya’kk need to see this bartenders assets.  Ive drank free all night!

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 02:00 AM ET

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 07/28/12 at 03:28 AM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Lmao fuchin love it.. this one is def top heavy though.. got some quality ass cleavage going on though.. camel toe too.. just sayin…

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 07/28/12 at 03:31 AM ET

bdos's avatar

I’d be down with Cbus Red Wings fan meet ups sometime!

Posted by bdos from Columbus, OH on 07/28/12 at 11:01 AM ET

Evilpens's avatar

[b: expect @HockeyyInsiderr to say this when he wakes up from his nap RT @NHLwiki Bruce Garrioch: #Pens are ready to offer Shane Doan $24M/4]


UGH Hope Garrioch is wrong as usual

Posted by Evilpens on 07/28/12 at 11:28 AM ET

Primis's avatar

Whoever signs Doan will have a nice healthy dead cap hit to carry over in 2 years when he retires.  Have fun with that, especially if the cap drops again.

Posted by Primis on 07/28/12 at 01:08 PM ET

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