Vancouver Caucks coach John Tortorella, issuing a fine slate of non-answers:

Thanks to the whole game-starting brawl and his own indiscretions, which TSN's Bob McKenzie believes will result in a fine and suspension for the coach who asked to not be "pushed," Tortorella kept it simple and composed, though one wonders why someone did not find a CF-18 to ensure that Larry Brooks could make it to Vancouver before the Canucks-Flames game ended...

Meanwhile, outside the Flames' locker room (via CalgaryFlames.com's Torie Peterson), Bob Hartley held court, and tossed off his own half-ton of BS: