Kukla's Korner Hockey
by Paul on 11/15/08 at 12:48 PM ET
from Mike Boone of the Montreal Gazette,
As part of his Saturday morning routine - a glass of prune juice, The Red Line, three antacid tablets - Bettman carefully parses EEEEE-mail. When he reads about this scam, the commish will bring it to the attention of the league’s top computer nerds. Bettman will put the NHL’s finest minds - people whose SAT scores were even better than Kerry Fraser’s - on the case.
They’ll adjust the voting procedure to counteract the Great Montreal Conspiracy. And then some teenager in Dollard will figure out how to circumvent the new system.
It’s all a joke, but no more ludicrous than the All-Star Game itself,
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