As the NHL plans on eliminating spin-o-ramas from shootouts, the Sporting News's Jesse Spector offered a 20-shooter slate of rules for future shooters, and it made me laugh at 4 in the morning, so I hope it will amuse you, too:

First shooter is allowed to make whatever shootout move he wants, except, of course, for the evil, vile, spin-o-rama.

Second shooter must take off his helmet and keep it balanced on the handle of his stick.

Third shooter must play the puck between his legs at some point during his approach to the net.

Fourth shooter must find an opposite-handed teammate and use his stick.

Fifth shooter must be the backup goaltender, in full pads.

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