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Sharp Tongued Mom

from the Free Lance-Star,
I've known my mother for 34 years, and in that time, I can't recall her ever raising her voice. So you can imagine my alarm last week during the winter Olympics, watching her flail her arms and spew a string of Scandinavian profanities at the TV. "Björnski nils jørgün jilsæn nagellacksbøërttagningsmedel schmeljindskyn !" she shrieked repeatedly, a phrase that, roughly translated, means, "Dearest, Bjorn, if you don't put that #$%&* puck in the net before this &^!%# power play is over, I'll high-stick it up your $#@&* Nordic nether-regions." I blame hockey for her profoundly altered state.
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