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Security Measures Taken To Protect Stanley

from the Spoof,
RALEIGH, North Carolina. As the Carolina Hurricanes begin the defense of the first Stanley Cup championship in franchise history, National Hockey League officials say they will increase security against a risk the silver bowl has never faced before: smokeless tobacco, which is considered one of the four basic food groups by many NASCAR fans. "Lord Stanley didn't donate his challenge cup to be used as a spitoon," said NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, "and our fear is that every Joe Don and Gene Ray in NASCAR country will goober it up with their spit."
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