Kukla's Korner Hockey
by Paul on 10/06/06 at 05:25 PM ET
RALEIGH, North Carolina. As the Carolina Hurricanes begin the defense of the first Stanley Cup championship in franchise history, National Hockey League officials say they will increase security against a risk the silver bowl has never faced before: smokeless tobacco, which is considered one of the four basic food groups by many NASCAR fans. "Lord Stanley didn't donate his challenge cup to be used as a spitoon," said NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, "and our fear is that every Joe Don and Gene Ray in NASCAR country will goober it up with their spit."continued
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