Kukla's Korner Hockey
by Paul on 06/21/06 at 09:50 AM ET
Dear colleagues, Put down your Blackberries, Bluetooths and divergent diversions for a while, and permit me to address a serious and widespread illness among our ranks. The disease is called Total Hockey Ignorance & Calculated Knee-jerkery. THICK, for short. And way too many of you have tested positive for it. The United States in particular has suffered an epidemic of THICKness, and the results of it really put a bee in my boxer shorts. Conservative estimates show some 90 per cent of you decided against covering a hockey world full of wonders this year. You sneered and snorted at the NHL all season long, as if it were a seven-year-old trying to show you a magic trick.... Sucks to be you. Because as you were trotting out the same, sorry storylines, an entire pro league was reinventing itself to glorious effect. And now that the Stanley Cup playoffs are over, it’s safe to say, “You blew it, folks.”read on
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