from Adrian Dater of All Things Avs,

Paul Stastny accumulated another $45,000 or so of wealth for his approximately two and a half hours on the job at the Pepsi Center tonight. David Jones grossed about $25,000.

A year’s worth of salary to many people reading this. In many cases, much more than that. All that money was paid by Stan Kroenke for the following results

Paul Stastny – 18 minutes, 25 seconds. Zero goals, zero assists, zero shots on goal. Even plus-minus, 73% on faceoffs.
David Jones – 15 minutes, 12 seconds. Zero goals, zero assists, one shot on goal. Minus-1. Zero % on faceoffs.

$70,000 paid out tonight by Stan Kroenke to those two guys. For one game. For that performance.

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