To Gary Bettman: A bottle of Crown Royal- to help you relax and relate to the NHL fans.
To Bob Goodenow: A $1,000,000 advance on the book I hope you are working on.
To Brett Hull: A trip to Turin, all expenses paid- The Karaoke Bars are waiting for you.
To the Hockey Bloggers: Your work is much appreciated and your dedication to the game does not go unoticed.
To Steve Yzerman: One more Stanley Cup run.
To Alex Ovechkin: An appearance on Saturday Night Live.
To Phil Coffey: An Italian to English Dictionary.
To Stan Fischler: Dinner with Jean Beliveau, Mark Messier and Gordie Howe.
To anyone with the NHL: Do a story on the 'secret' room where all goals are reviewed. Is this room in Toronto, NYC, or someone's basement?
To Andrei Zyuzin: A new spelling of your last name, so you are not listed as the last NHL player.
To NHL Goalies: Agreeing to decrease the goalie equioment even a little more.
To Elisha Cuthbert: Why Sean Avery?