Stop what you're doing. It's the Emperor's birthday.

I don't know how old Paul is. He won't tell me. It's guarded information known to very few and I'm not part of that circle of trust. I've asked and asked. But Paul's so secretive about it that I think he might actually be Eklund. That's pure rumor and I apologize. A horrible thing to say on such a good guy's special day.

Happy Birthday Paul Kukla. We dig you.