from Mike Zeisberger of the Toronto Sun,

For underachieving teams such as the Anaheim Ducks and Pittsburgh Penguins, ’tis the season to be melancholy. But fear not, all ye faithful. As the holiday season quickly approaches, the Sun has put together the ideal list of 30 gifts for 30 teams. But beware: No refunds allowed.

So, without further ado:

ANAHEIM DUCKS

A set of prescription glasses for Ryan Getzlaf in order for the Ducks captain to resdiscover his shooting eye. He needs better aim and can use all the help he can get in that regard. After 27 games, Getzlaf has one goal. One. Unacceptable.

ARIZONA COYOTES

Since the NHL seems to refuse to pull the plug on a franchise that has hemorrhaged money from the day it moved to the desert from Winnipeg, let’s give the Coyotes a new home rink in the Valley of the Sun. Somewhere like downtown Phoenix where there is a significant population base and where some people might care, a far cry from indifferent Glendale.

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