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by Paul on 11/10/10 at 05:45 PM ET
from Jason Brough of Orland Kurtenblog,
Oh, hey there Mikael. Thanks for coming to see us. So, uh, we really didn’t want things to get to this point, but knowing how you respond to being publicly humiliated…
YOU NEED TO WAKE THE **** UP!
Do we have your attention now? Good. Because you are playing like garbage out there. A factory of monkeys making microchips would be more productive. AND A FACTORY OF MONKEYS MAKING MICROCHIPS WOULD BE A DISASTER BECAUSE THEY WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE TECHNOLOGY.
In case you haven’t been counting, you have two goals. One. Two. That’s all you have. You know who else has two goals? Tyler Bozak, Kris Versteeg, Tim Brent and Colton Orr. You know what team those guys play for? The Toronto Maple Leafs. Would you like to be a Toronto Maple Leaf? Because that could be arranged. THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOK-OUT FOR TERRIBLE PLAYERS.
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