Kukla's Korner Hockey
by Paul on 09/19/05 at 01:38 PM ET
Being clueless never stopped hockey writers from making asses of themselves via auto-erotic prognostication before. And so, in that proud tradition, Screen Shots kicks off Prediction Month with threadbare guesswork and transparent stabs in the dark regarding the teams that have improved most, and least, since the Lightning monkey-stomped the dreams of both Flames fans and Flames fans’ naked breasts back in 2004.An example of a team in big trouble:
Colorado Losing Peter Forsberg and Adam Foote and replacing them with Pierre Turgeon and Patrice Brisebois is like Desperate Housewives dropping Eva Longoria and Marcia Cross in favor of Roseanne Barr and Star Jones. That sound you hear is the other shoe dropping on a team that dealt away many of its prospects en route to a pair of championships.
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