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from Sophie Julia of NoFilter,

If you could trade lives with any dude in the league for one day, who would it be and why?

Crosby or Ovechkin. They have leverage that a lot of players don't get in their careers, like Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky. I just want to see what it's like to have that type of power.

What's the craziest thing a fan has ever said or done to you?

I've dished out 3 restraining orders in my life. One of them, I never met her, would make fake Dustin Penner Facebook accounts and create conversations between her account and the mock account of me and make a relationship. She hacked into my e-mail too. One day the officer called me from Massachusetts and said: "we have her in custody but I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't tell you this, and you're probably not going to like it." I'm a curious person so I said, "well, go ahead and tell me." The cop said: "we put her in handcuffs and she laughed and said 'this isn't over.'"

Another good one: my first year pro we were signing autographs after the game. I was going down the line of fans and I get to a girl who was probably 16 years old and she asked "will you have sex with me?" I immediately got flushed in the face and she was standing right beside her mom. I looked at her mother and the mom was nodding her head and said "yes, will you?" I just kept walking - that's not something MY mother would ever encourage!


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