There ought to be a new reality show. Call it "The Flyers Buyout Club." It's got a great pitch: "Watch as former Philadelphia Flyers go on spending sprees with their annual checks from Mister Ed Snider, all the while playing against Mister Snider's team. See Ilya Bryzgalov windsurf in St. Bart's, with dollar bills stitched together from Flyer paychecks. See Daniel Briere light a cigar with burning hundred dollar bills."

-Adrian Dater of the Denver Post. More from Dater as the UFA season approaches.