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From Greg Wyshynski at Puck Daddy:
See, the Iowa Chops have these flabby dudes called the Pork Bellies who come out between periods and get their Full Monty on. They’re a bunch of Chops season ticket holders who started dancing at games as a gag, and now actually practice routines to perform during intermission. They’re not the first team to have chubby guys dancing to pop hits, but they might be the first to have them storm the ice from the back of a U-Haul.
“Usually, at intermission, people go get beers and drinks,” said Frank Meeink, who works in communications for the Chops. “Now, when they know that they’re coming, nobody moves.”
Of course, we’re happy to support this noble cause. Here’s the video:
from Kevin Ryan of the Ann Arbor News via Mlive,
The University of Wisconsin is banking on Camp Randall Stadium to draw a world-record crowd next year, but not for football.
The university has tendered a formal contract to the University of Michigan for an outdoor hockey game to be played at the 80,321-seat stadium Feb. 6, and the Wolverines are expected to accept the offer, Michigan associate head coach Mel Pearson said Thursday afternoon.
from Allan Maki of the Globe and Mail,
Steve Downie appears to have settled in as an irascible forward with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Akim Aliu is playing major-junior hockey as a Chicago Blackhawks’ draft pick. As for OHL commissioner David Branch, there are always new challenges to confront, issues to address.
But for Moe Mantha, moving on hasn’t been so easy. For him, the past is never far from the present. He walks into a rink and people recognize him as the former Windsor Spitfires general manager and head coach who was floored by a hazing incident and fight involving Downie and Aliu, only to be suspended by Branch.
It happened three years ago, but for the past two Mantha hasn’t been able to find another job in hockey. He calls teams, including NHL teams, looking for a coaching position and some get back to him, some don’t. Off the record, outsiders offer a consoling take: “Moe’s a good guy and all, but the Windsor thing is hard to get past.”
from Pierre LeBrun of ESPN,
We’ve got an update for you on one of our “in-limbo” guys we wrote about this past November. Veteran center Bryan Smolinski will join a minor league team next week in an effort to revive his career.
He’ll check in Monday with the Port Huron Icehawks of the International Hockey League. Will it lead to a return to the NHL? Who knows.
“I have an open mind. I’m not expecting any miracles,” Smolinski told ESPN.com on Thursday. “An opportunity presented itself. A friend of mine [Chris Bogas] plays there. It was a conversation we had, ‘Would you like to play?’ and I said, ‘You know what? Yeah.’ I’m healthy again, I feel good. I’ve been working out and skating.”
from the Times Union,
Three players and employees of the Albany River Rats were seriously injured this morning after their team bus slid in snow and rolled on the Massachusetts Turnpike just before 3:30 a.m., Massachusetts State Police said.
The injured people are a mix of players and team employees, River Rats coach Jeff Daniels said, but declined to identify any of them until families can be contacted.
Police describe the injures as serious, but Daniels said they did not appear to be life threatening.
“We were very fortunate and lucky,” Daniels said.
from David Staples at The Cult of Hockey ,
Jiri Slegr – remember him? – might be ending his career … and not the way he’d like it to end.
In a game against Liberec in the Czech top league, Extraliga, the Litvinov stalwart fell down on the ice with about 90 seconds to go to the final buzzer. Fully conscious, but unable to move, he was carried on a stretcher to a waiting ambulance and taken promptly to a hospital in Most, to be transferred later to a bigger hospital in Usti nad Labem.
“My back and legs stopped working all of a sudden” Slegr recalled in a conversation with the idnes.cz web site. “As my legs turned off, I fell. I felt pain both in my head and my legs, I knew I was down, and I was terribly scared. One never knows what’s going on inside.”
Maybe it was fighting while wearing a pink hockey jersey!!! It happened in a game when the Belfast Giants took on the.Nottingham Panthers.
from Allan Maki of the Globe and Mail at CTV Olympics,
Hockey Canada and the Canadian Olympic Committee are back to being one, big, happy family. The two sides have settled their months-old differences and come to an agreement on what jersey the men’s and women’s hockey teams should wear at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. While the COC had previously declined to support Hockey Canada’s traditional jersey, the one with a silhouetted player skating inside a red-and-black maple leaf, it agreed Saturday to submit a modified version to the International Olympic Committee.
from Justin Bourne at The Hockey News,
As I sit here and type this, my jaw is in four pieces. I’m equipped with two plates, 10 screws and a bottom row of teeth that would rival the finest set in any backwoods pub in England. I’m a hockey player, and this is my life.
My dad, Bob Bourne, was a hockey player, and a pretty good one. He won four Stanley Cups with the Islanders back in the dynasty days and has his name is in the rafters at Nassau Coliseum. I’m pretty sure it was his name they were raising; it was tough to see from the huge shadow I’m in. At least I have the option of being a professional clown with these huge unfilled shoes of his.
But really, I never tried to fill them. In fact, I was never married to hockey. If hockey were a girl, I’m fairly certain I could go to court and get a restraining order. Hey, I just liked it. Maybe I led it on a bit with the late night games and the odd early morning rendezvous, but it knew what we were.
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