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Suggestive Hockey Pools

To quote the friend who sent me the Yahoo! Sports/NHL mailer down below, “Looks like Yahoo Sports is doing a different kind of “fantasy hockey” this season!”

Seriously.  Judge for yourself:


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Ovechkin Wants a Wife

...and the NHL Network Online is happy to help him out.  The video below is from a Russian broadcast picked up by the NHL Network, where AO talks about his quest for women.  The narrator remarks that Ovechkin “dreams about meeting a sincere and selfless Russian soul” and in AO’s own words:

“Show me just one such girl and I’d fall on my knees and say, ‘You are my temple of poetry’.”

Sure, it sounds romantic, however a warning might be appropriate here: being a “temple of poetry” apparently requires at least 5 children “but no more than 10.” 

So, if you or someone you know is ready to be a very fertile temple, please apply within.

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God, Martial Arts and the Habs

A brief selection of odd news that has almost nothing to do with nation of Sweden.


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