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You Can’t HANDLE the Truth!

The Bertuzzi/Crawford story all over the ‘net today has felt like an episode of deja vu as it reminded me vaguely of something else from the moment I read the first reports.  But it wasn’t till I read this headline and opener on TSN that it finally clicked:

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Sound familiar? No?

It’s that overused theme of sports-equals-war I’m talking about.  To make it clearer, Jack Nicholson has kindly offered to help me with a very light re-write:

 

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Familiar now? Mystery solved.  Perhaps not exactly the same as the movie, but you get the idea.

And here’s the lost theater poster:

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P.S. My apologies to any purists who object to the military rankings Jack and I chose above. 

Is Crawford a Colonel? (I can’t say I know what he should be in this instance.) Is Bertuzzi a Gunnery Sergeant? (I just liked “Gun” in his rank.) Does PFC refer to Private First Class as I intended? (Totally pulled that one out of my ass, I’m afraid). 

The fact of the matter is, I don’t actually know wtf I’m talking about what it comes to US military ranks. I just know there’s a lot of douchebags in the plot of this movie. smile

 

Filed in: dumb stuff, | Canucks and Beyond | Permalink
  Tags: a+few+good+men, marc+crawford, steve+moore, todd+bertuzzi

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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.

In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla's Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast. She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.

So that's me. Who the hell are you? smile

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