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Ovechkin Wants a Wife

...and the NHL Network Online is happy to help him out.  The video below is from a Russian broadcast picked up by the NHL Network, where AO talks about his quest for women.  The narrator remarks that Ovechkin “dreams about meeting a sincere and selfless Russian soul” and in AO’s own words:

“Show me just one such girl and I’d fall on my knees and say, ‘You are my temple of poetry’.”

Sure, it sounds romantic, however a warning might be appropriate here: being a “temple of poetry” apparently requires at least 5 children “but no more than 10.” 

So, if you or someone you know is ready to be a very fertile temple, please apply within.

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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.

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