Canucks and Beyond
by Alanah McGinley on 10/03/08 at 12:15 AM ET
The Vancouver Sun has honored us with possibly the least flattering Canucks headline in recent history: “Canucks Explore the Science of Sleep”
Which sounds like last season, but no… it’s actually just the team’s travel schedule, according to GM Mike Gillis:
“[We] are doing everything possible to to travel as well as we can. To that end, we’re bringing in a company called Global Fatigue Management to look at all our players and their sleep habits and how we travel, and try to help us design the best possible schedule that we can come up with to keep our players fresh.”
He also says that the Canucks travel schedule is a notable part of why Mats Sundin hasn’t yet snapped up the $10 million the team has budgeted for him this season.
“That’s the big inhibitor from what Mats ... from when I spoke to him, the only thing that he thought might be not a positive thing with Vancouver,” said Gillis, who is hoping the consulting firm can help “remove the stigma that is attached to our travel schedule.”
I went to Global Fatigue Management‘s website tonight and made a strange discovery when I followed the link to their “sleep and fatigue analysis” .PDF file: the site had just been hacked by some dude named “Smallw0rm” declaring that “The Ottoman Empire was here!”
Man, oh man… even the freakin’ Ottoman Empire is fu*&ing with my team?
I wish I was only making this up, but here’s the screenshot. The small print at the bottom of the page reads: “this is not hack. Just a OTTOMAN-EMPIRE Turkish Cyber Security Group"s Manifesto..! Ok? Bye…”
Sweet geezus. This team might be cursed.
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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.
In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla's Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast. She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.
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