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Happy New Year’s, You Canadian Idiots

Happy New Year's to all my favourite/favorite hockey idiots. I hope you enjoy some 'strange brews' tonight and some 'canadian bacon' for breakfast. Have fun, be safe, see you next year. Note: For the record, non-Canadian hockey fans are honorary Canadians for the purpose of this song. Ya bunch 'a HOSERS!

Weird Al Yankovic Canadian Idiot Lyrics

Alt title: Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot") Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export they treat curling just like it's a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute can't understand a thing they're talking aboot Lyrics continued...

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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.

In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla's Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast. She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.

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