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Colorado Dreamin’

imageWow. The middle of summer and an opportunity presents itself for me to exploit the horrors of Denver... I feel like it's hockey season already! It's not often that Deadspin nails a hockey story I care about, but geez, did they surprise me today. The back story itself presents some seriousness, but who cares; that picture is worth a thousand words of my frequently- snarky, obnoxious commentary on the subject of the Avs. From the Rocky Mountain News:
A 27-year-old man who was posing as a woman when he was arrested by Denver police during a prostitution sting has been charged with prostitution with knowledge of being infected with HIV or AIDS. Darren Garcia is being held in lieu of $50,000 bond on the felony charge. [...] Garcia climbed into the officer's car and offered to perform a sex act for $30, police said. Garcia had long hair and makeup and was wearing an Avalanche jersey, according to authorities.

From the comments on Deadspin:

BY MATT_T AT 04:06 PM
That’s my kinda woman.
-A-rod.

BY THEDIRTY D AT 04:23 PM
what is it with Colorado and F’d up stuff happening?

BY CREEPY OLD MAN AT 04:38 PM
Imagine the guy in Denver reading this and saying to himself, “Wait, wasn’t that hoooker I picked up yesterday wearing an Av’s jersey?”

BY MRREDDEVIL AT 04:48 PM
I see Claude Lemieux got some plastic surgery done.

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*thanks to David for being sure I didn’t miss out on this little summer hockey treasure.

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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.

In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla's Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast. She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.

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