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With A Heave And, Naturally, A Ho….We’re Trapped

I'd be interested to see who can figure out the title and why it applies to us.  The trap part will be explained shortly.  The other? Yours to decipher, Sherlock.  

When did we start naming snow storms?

Today's Edmonton game?  Trap.  Yes, we're tied with the Oilers for the coveted 8 spot in the West so a strong effort from those youngsters shouldn't be surprising.  But still...considering what the Wings did a few days ago against the flailing, choking, spewing and sputtering Blues (how's your boy Hitch now, eh? He's not so cuddly when you're losing is he?)...today's a trap.

And we've done some research you'll find interesting.

Since Gary's first work stoppage, his first opus, the Wings have played hundreds of trap games.  Now, wait.  A "trap game" is defined as follows by a sports book I found at the AM/PM lodged incorrectly but conveniently between some beer nuts and a bag of Ricola; "any time a team has won its most recently-played game against an opponent many consider to be superior, there is a great risk of emotional letdown and neurological relaxation.  Evidence of this was first discovered in 1987 on a large scale when the heavily favored Detroit Tigers lost to the Minnesota Twins in an American League Championship Series following a particularly intense three-week end to a regular season that saw Kirk Gibson turn the Toronto Blue Jays into his own personal prison bitch and play toy."  It says that, word for word. 

So, using that definition, the Wings have played 357 "trap" games.  They've lost 355.  That's just science.  I looked it up and I found those numbers and they're accurate and you create something from your ivory fuching tower if you don't believe me.

I made it up.  All of it. The definition, the number, the beer nuts. Everything,  But I do know today is a trap game and we're almost certainly going to lose.  There is no chance in a fiery Hell the Wings win this after blasting the Blues in front of their Joe Camel fans with their "Europe" concert t-shirts stained with Boone's Farm and crusted over a few times because the sock drawer was full. 

Todd Bertuzzi's out with a back injury and if you haven't seen The Following you need to because now we know how our Serial Killer has so many friends on this team.  It's a damn cult is what it is.  So he's hurt and Jimmah's back but deep down inside we see the burning ember of a _____ ______rsy.  It's what we do.

Trap game. Disaster coming.  Diasssttterrrrr coming.

Wings win 5-3.  Zetterman. Buckets (again). Kronwall. Brunnnnnnnner (2).

It's a mid-day Live Blog, bitches.  

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Little Redhead's avatar

You’re not making this any easier.
Posted by SYF from yet another half-ass season by Proskauer Rose LLP on 02/09/13 at 03:01 PM ET


HAHA, I am a woman of many…....well lets just say, Talents!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/09/13 at 04:05 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I get sad when they talk about Datsyuk as being old…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/09/13 at 04:05 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I think you meant, “You’re making this much harder”. 

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 03:04 PM ET

Great.  Now, I gotta clean up.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 02/09/13 at 04:06 PM ET

klank's avatar

Also, Ericsson, strongest D tonight again.  Never frantic, smart play so far.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 03:00 PM ET

Really been enjoying E52’s play this year.  Using his body smartly.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 02/09/13 at 04:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I get sad when they talk about Datsyuk as being old…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/09/13 at 03:05 PM ET

Wait until they start talking aboot you as being old.

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 04:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

get your heads outta your ass - - ridiculous

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:07 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WoW, what a good play, unfortunately it didnt find the net….

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/09/13 at 04:09 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 02/09/13 at 02:59 PM ET

who wears a bakini during a mud wrestling tournament? pfft.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:09 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

stupid yakopov

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/09/13 at 04:10 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

UNsportsman like conduct, wow, Ryan Smith 10 minutes. What did he say…...

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/09/13 at 04:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

who wears a bakini during a mud wrestling tournament?

I used to… but some little kid went blind and I had to stop.

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 04:11 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

damn Kronwall

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:11 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Lunch time here in sunny Las Vegas, 19.  Catch y’all on the flipside.

And thanks for the image in my head now, Little Red.  grin

I keed, I keed.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 02/09/13 at 04:12 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wait until they start talking aboot you as being old.

\

It just seems he should still be one of the young fresh stars on the team, not getting near the end of his career.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/09/13 at 04:12 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

No problem SYF, doing my best to keep you NUTZ good…... when game is lagging…

LGRW

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/09/13 at 04:14 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

fuchin a if kronners could’ve pulled the trigger.

Keep getting looks, good shift.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Andersson saves the bacon - - good play

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:15 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I need a woman to take care of my nutz.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/09/13 at 04:15 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 03:11 PM ET

What’re you mud wrestling for little kids for?

wink

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Andersson is a puck magnet too

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I need a woman to take care of my nutz.

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/09/13 at 03:15 PM ET

Preferably in a hot pink bikini.

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 04:16 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I like bacon

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/09/13 at 04:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Get on the bus kids.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:17 PM ET

monkey's avatar

What’re you mud wrestling for little kids for?

Raising bail money.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/09/13 at 04:18 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Tatar with 2 Oilers draped on his back winning the battle int he corner int he O zone.  Kid is fuchin’ ready.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:18 PM ET

calquake's avatar

What’re you mud wrestling for little kids for?

wink

Field trip to the Creationist Museum.

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 04:18 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Good couple of shifts. Whiskey time?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/09/13 at 04:18 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

omg that was a great play by the EDM defender to deflect Brunner’s tip in.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/09/13 at 04:18 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

uuuuggghhh Brunner so close.  Took an elbow to the face too.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I think you meant, “You’re making this much harder”. 

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 03:04 PM ET

You Nasty.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/09/13 at 04:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

5-3

lets see how DET fuch up this wet dream

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

sweeeet 5 on 3….come on fellas don’t make me whip out the bus

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/09/13 at 04:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/09/13 at 04:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FINALLY

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/09/13 at 04:22 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

pavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/09/13 at 04:22 PM ET

HockeytownOverhaul's avatar

Posted by calquake on 02/09/13 at 03:18 PM ET

On a compound somewhere in Mexico?

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/09/13 at 03:18 PM

THATS good management.  Anticipate deficiencies and have the answer ready, don’t hope to fall into some money during FA, I mean after arrest.

Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 02/09/13 at 04:22 PM ET

monkey's avatar

omg that was a great play by the EDM defender to deflect Brunner’s tip in.

Just the tip.  Just to see how it feels.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/09/13 at 04:23 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Dats!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/09/13 at 04:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

:28 5x3,  Howard needs to be our best defender here.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/09/13 at 04:23 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

monkey you rock

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/09/13 at 04:23 PM ET

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