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What Streak?  The Captain Says ‘Screw Your Streak’

Apparently, it wasn't even a consideration...not for them anyway.  For us? Oh yes.  We'll get to that, but to the 19 the streak was huge because it was so critical to the rest of you...the fans of every other team in this crack house of a pretend professional sports league.  

Henrik Zetterberg let it slip last night, though, that the number 22 has little meaning other than a damaged wrist and maybe a quote from decades ago about shaking hands.

Primis said something early in last night's shine-soaked, barely coherent live blog..

It’s not even the Streak, Chief.

It’s about making the playoffs, getting a chance to still play while others are golfing and watching on TV, and rubbing it in the faces of clowns like NAS, COL, and hopefully MIN that they didn’t get the chance to.

It’s about maybe getting a crack to completely ruin CHI’s season.
It’s about vengeance possibly on the Poultry for That Game, you know the game.
It’s about not being ready for Tigers baseball just yet.
It’s about not being one of those markets for whom the NFL Draft is the most-important thing about this weekend.
It’s about beating down DAL one last time as a parting gift, just because they deserve it.


So many reasons.  And The Streak doesn’t need to be one of them.

I didn't get that when he said it and I'm still trying to figure out the difference, from a fan's perspective.  Streak continues: we're in.  It seemed that simple.

But it isn't, not to Zetterberg.  He doesn't give two shits about the streak, or his legacy in those terms.  All he wants to do is play serious hockey with serious stress with big chips on the table because that's what he was born to do.

"We wanted to play in the postseason and that's what mattered, we wanted to play playoff hockey," Zetterberg said. "I don't think we cared that much about the streak."

We did.  Oh yes, we did.  We cared passionately about it because so many others did too.  While Adrienne Dater simpers about his absolutely horrible franchise in Denver and fans from every other NHL city gnash their teeth, the Wings just move on to another postseason.  The consistency infuriates them.  It baffles them, scares them, enrages them.  But mostly, it's you.  They despise you.  Your arrogance drives them insane and it never ends.  It doesn't diminish because the Wings don't...stop...winning.  Ever.  They hate us in Dallas where the transplants took that place over last night.  They hate us in Anaheim, where Rummy already has perfect seats for Game 2 and will be joined by thousands of us, legions.  They hate us in Chicago because they know the standard and who's set it.  St. Louis, Nashville, Columbus, Minnesota.  In less than two minutes last night, Dave Strader called the Wings "arch rivals" of three separate teams.

You travel the blogosphere and you see the same types of comments:

'I have the utmost respect for the Red Wings as an organization. It's their fuching fans I can't stand.'

That's JJ.

At some point very soon we're going to start talking about the Poultry and our chances, and those chances will be good. The Wings will be first-round darling picks for the pharmacists.

But right now, it's time for every fan, every writer, every franchise who wished our team the worst? It's time for them to suck it.  Again.  

The Streak continues and that's big.  The playoffs begin, which is bigger in the short term.  We've never entered a postseason with lower external expectations.  External.

Here, in the dark place others will point to as nothing but bluster and ego?  Here our expectations are higher because we've seen things over the last week nobody else noticed.  Here, deep in the comment sections where only you and I dare to travel, there are nuggets: the scoring averages of our three best forwards, the GAA and save percentage of James Fuching Howard and the real possibility that he's the best goalie in hockey right now, the relative ease with which the Wings have handled that bitch Corey Perry and his balding fat friend.  

It's on now. It's on again.  For the 22nd consecutive season, the Stress Train awaits.  Seething and belching.

The Wings are in the playoffs because, unlike every other team, it's what they do.  Every. Single. Year.

LGRW.  16 to 12.

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Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/29/13 at 07:46 PM ET

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Posted by pgoody on 04/29/13 at 07:48 PM ET

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The world-famous “Corey Perry Own Goal.”

Posted by SYF from #GORDIEHOWEARENA on 04/29/13 at 07:51 PM ET

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Posted by pgoody on 04/29/13 at 07:56 PM ET

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Posted by SYF from a Charlie Foxtrot of a Wings season on 04/29/13 at 07:51 PM ET

I like how the camera guy just keeps zooming in

Posted by pgoody on 04/29/13 at 07:57 PM ET

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I am working on being an abject failure when it comes to posting a gif here, so I am just going to post a link to this :


Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/29/13 at 08:04 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Another Bert gem:

Posted by SYF from #GORDIEHOWEARENA on 04/29/13 at 08:18 PM ET

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Congratulations to Herm. Your efforts and sacrifice will all be worth it soon. Maybe you can be Helm’s agent for his next contract. Of course after passing RW’s exam on stalking.  wink

Yes I was one of the naysayers regarding the moves of Babs and Kenny during this transitioning year. The defense has improved immensely during the last month. Erricson should get the award for most improved player.Any others 19?

I was just thinking if we would have kept Knuble at the beginning of the season, we would have had no faith in the depth of this organization. The future looks much better with the experience the youngins got through the injuries.

Fuch the 2nd base shit. I was a fan when the Wings were the dirt knocked off the spikes. That 2nd base is for dive fans.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/29/13 at 08:45 PM ET

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That train clip is from the new War of the Worlds movie

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/29/13 at 09:54 PM ET


.....alllll aboarrrrrrrddd !!!!!!..........


Posted by dingus from the salty great lake on 04/29/13 at 10:01 PM ET

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...alllll aboarrrrrrrddd !!!!!!..........


Posted by dingus from the salty great lake on 04/29/13 at 10:01 PM ET

Serve me up a Three Wise Men barkeep

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/29/13 at 10:33 PM ET

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Master Chief, you know how we all love us some wood - as in awood40.  That hotshot YouTuber created the greatest 22-minute video ever.

Clickety clickclickclick.

A pint of Guinness, or your favorite poison, should help you pass the time.  I recommend full screen viewing, too.

Posted by SYF from #GORDIEHOWEARENA on 04/29/13 at 10:45 PM ET


...jeff, i hadn’t noticed that you had already posted the hasek clip, but thought i’d throw out the one from last year….in all of it’s glory…..conflagration….redwing nation….as it blazes on in to joe louis station…..

....pass me the absenthe, sil vous plez…...bonjour….

Posted by dingus from the salty great lake on 04/29/13 at 10:46 PM ET


....the wings were playing the blues, i’m not sure what year…..

....the russians were on the ice…..they formed up a rush in their zone, and headed up ice….things didn’t look quite right for the professor, so he looped back to start again….the others took his cue and reformed…..larionov to fetisov to konstantinov to kozlov to fedorov at the blues line on a breakaway goal…..that was the most glorious wings goal i have ever seen…..

...can’t find it anywhere…..anyone else remember it ??......if any of the 19 can help find it…..............i wouldn’t be surprised….

....16 to 12 !!!

Posted by dingus from the salty great lake on 04/29/13 at 11:23 PM ET

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dingus, I don’t know if this’ll help, but give it shot:  Russian 5 Detroit Red Wings Highlights.  Maybe in the compilation, you can find the Russian 5 goal you’re talking about.

(If you need to, bump up the vidplayer resolution to 480p.0

Posted by SYF from #GORDIEHOWEARENA on 04/29/13 at 11:48 PM ET


SYF…i didn’t see the sequence i was looking for, but did see numerous examples of plays that were eerily similar…..gaddamn, those dudes were awesome !!.....

....i still believe sergei’s number should be up in the rafters…..too bad he let anna take control of his destiny….if she could do that butt shaking thing, i’d cut him more slack, though….she probably could, which explains everything…..

Posted by dingus from the salty great lake on 04/30/13 at 07:30 AM ET

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I miss Vladdie

Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/30/13 at 09:27 AM ET

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aw crap, it didn’t work

Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/30/13 at 09:28 AM ET

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Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/30/13 at 09:31 AM ET

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I’m gonna go back to being a lurker again, this participation thing doesn’t seem to be working out so well smile

Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/30/13 at 09:50 AM ET

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Vladdie fuching rules, man.  He was going to be an even greater force for the Wings were it not for the limo crash.

And fuch that Gnida bitch and his fans:  the B’Lose.

Posted by SYF from #GORDIEHOWEARENA on 04/30/13 at 02:20 PM ET

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The best part of the whole clip is Claude tried to make a move and Vladdie said “Not today bitch”

Posted by jeweler from Grand Rapids, Michigan on 04/30/13 at 02:40 PM ET

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