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Updated @ 1:16 PM with entries thus far: Malik Report banner comparison/contest extended

FYI: The Malik Report’s banner contest/comparison has officially been extended for at least another week, so those of you who are artistically inclined can crank out banners to your heart’s content, and we’ll get a formal vote upon all submissions rolling over the next week.  The dimensions of said banner are: 490w x 75h in pixels.

The submissions so far:

From Craig Wicks:

From Clark Rasmussen of DetroitHockey.net:

Clark edited by RWBill:

From Jenn “Jenemy of the Skate” Schwab:

From Eric In Phoenix:

From TheFreak:

And for silliness’s sake, from me:

ALSO: Any entries posted in the comments section are up for voting, too, so check them out, please!

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HockeyTownTodd's avatar

I like the freak’s 1st submission.
Perhaps the logo just needs to be better placed if you go with the 2nd.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 09/15/10 at 04:08 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

YES

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/15/10 at 04:10 PM ET

chollis's avatar

Sticking with Jennemy’s first submission, but I do agree that it needs to be “Biased. Unprofessional. Verbose.”

Posted by chollis from Seattle. Seriously. on 09/15/10 at 04:50 PM ET

TheFreak's avatar

How about a red, white and blue version:

Posted by TheFreak on 09/15/10 at 06:04 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I vote for Jenn’s second version. TheFreak’s work all looks good too and all gets my 2nd vote.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 09/15/10 at 06:30 PM ET

GrahamWIIM's avatar

I’d go with Jenn’s first one, but TheFreak’s first one is closely behind.

George, I don’t envy you for having to pick. They’re all really good.

Posted by GrahamWIIM from Chicago via Toronto on 09/15/10 at 06:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I originally liked Jenn’s offering, but The Freak’s first banner has taken top spot for my money.

I still like the suggestions to make the tagline read, “Biased, Unprofessional, Verbose,” but whatever.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 09/15/10 at 06:34 PM ET

EDJ's avatar

I vote for Craig Wicks, Jenn Dchwab’s second or third, and TheFreak’s

Posted by EDJ on 09/15/10 at 06:39 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

The 1st Jenn or any Freak. That’s a weird sentence.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 09/15/10 at 06:41 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

Freak’s #2

Posted by The Hurricane on 09/15/10 at 06:49 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Rotating banners? I.e. Change it every week or two weeks?

Ok, so everyone seems to NOT understand why George put UNbiased.

1) It’s ironical because the “unprofessional” follows immediately after.

2) The authoritative title “The Malik Report,” especially in the blocky fonts, meshes well with unbiased. Unprofessional and verbose cancels that, which leads to small ha-ha.

3) Un, un ver is a lot more Germanic than B, U, V, which sounds like Butt, which just gives announces his anal fetish and that’s just not necessary for a banner because that’s what the comments are for.

4) George actually is unbiased insofar as he critiques the Wings and their decisions, including business choices like keeping ticket prices high. (Remember his guest post on A2Y a few years ago blasting the organization for this, well before the rest of the country caught up after the financial crisis)

I like Jen’s second submission. An ode to our Russians, European drafting, George’s dedication to translation work, Wing propaganda, and if you’ve ever read Soviet era social theory, an announcement of its brilliant, sometimes dizzying, unfiltered sentence structure.

Viva La Cuppy!

Posted by Osrt on 09/15/10 at 07:45 PM ET

Osrt's avatar

Mr. Fluffy, sorry to hear about the pink-slip. Just remember to stay positive because life is shit and death the only reprieve. High Five!

Posted by Osrt on 09/15/10 at 08:11 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

omg this thread is way over my head

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 09/15/10 at 08:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

George, I would say screw all of us and go with YOUR gut.  it looks to me like Eric Phoenix nailed what you had in mind, pick whatever font YOU like for it.
None of us will be offended.


U DA MAN

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 09/15/10 at 08:50 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

and good luck to mrfluffy, if it’s any consolation you’re in company with a lot of other good folk.  Perhaps if the government had not confiscated $800,000 out of the pockets of Americans to spend it on this:

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

That’s enough to buy 20 GMC Arcadia SUVs, 4 very nice houses and 1 week with a hooker in Vegas.  Think of the American jobs lost in our government’s attempt to teach African males to wash their Johnson.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 09/15/10 at 08:58 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

From the Bearded Typing Monkey’s twitter:

End 2nd…Wings up 1-0. Piche from Ferraro. Shots 16-15 Detroit.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 09/15/10 at 09:25 PM ET

TheFreak's avatar

Another variation of red & white:

Posted by TheFreak on 09/15/10 at 09:37 PM ET

Avatar

Since you asked:

I vote for a rotating banner too but if I have to pick:

1) WingFaninBeanLand’s Jersey plate
2) Clark edited by RWBill’s Red Wing font
3) Eric in Phoenix’s Howie’s pads.

Also, I may be in the minority here but I’m not a fan of the phrase (or phrases in general) on the banner.  IMO go with just the name of the blog

Posted by loojay on 09/15/10 at 10:10 PM ET

wedge56's avatar

I like Jenemy’s first and now Freaks most recent are my two faves.

Posted by wedge56 on 09/15/10 at 10:12 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

My vote’s for Jenn’s first one. Liked the Freak’s, but I have a severe allergic reaction to beveled letters.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 09/15/10 at 10:28 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Oh, damn…

Wild win 3-1. Wings ran out of gas. Shots 31-20 Detroit

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 09/15/10 at 10:30 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Oh, damn…

Wild win 3-1. Wings ran out of gas. Shots 31-20 Detroit

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 09/15/10 at 08:30 PM ET

Maybe the all-out “off-day” session last Monday was too much on the kids, I’m guessing.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/15/10 at 11:20 PM ET

Baroque's avatar

I like Jenn’s second the best.

Like the font.
Like the deep red background.
Like the red on red logo to give it some depth.
Like the off-center design to give it a little movement.
Like the nod to the Wings heritage of Russians in particular and European-born players in general.

Perfect.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 09/15/10 at 11:22 PM ET

George Malik's avatar

Three more:

From OlderThanChelios:

From Deanna Bradford of Phrooge.com:

Posted by George Malik from South Lyon, MI on 09/16/10 at 12:13 AM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I like that one.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 09/16/10 at 11:18 AM ET

jennyquarx's avatar

I am not changing my vote but holy hell, all of these are amazing.

Posted by jennyquarx on 09/16/10 at 01:29 PM ET

aaron in phoenix's avatar

I these banners are great. I’ll try to get mine looking more better. It was kind of a half assed attempt. I’ll try to reach that 3/4 assed threshold tonight. If you keep the same link, I’ll just replace the file.

From Eric In Phoenix:

ooh, close.

Posted by aaron in phoenix from Section 102 on 09/16/10 at 04:39 PM ET

TheFreak's avatar

Another:

Posted by TheFreak on 09/16/10 at 04:53 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I give up.  EVERY single one of these are awesome.  I don’t envy you, George, so whichever design you choose, I’m cool with it.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/16/10 at 04:59 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

my vote again ...

YES

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/10 at 05:39 PM ET

bdos's avatar

I like any of the entries from the freak, but they’re all great! smile

Posted by bdos from Columbus, OH on 09/16/10 at 09:32 PM ET

TheFreak's avatar

I had a request to modify the last version, so here it is:

Posted by TheFreak on 09/16/10 at 09:46 PM ET

bdos's avatar

Oh that last one is awesome!

Posted by bdos from Columbus, OH on 09/16/10 at 09:57 PM ET

TheFreak's avatar

Thanks bdos.

Posted by TheFreak on 09/16/10 at 10:06 PM ET

aaron in phoenix's avatar

Kinda taking everyone else’s idea, and adding it to mine. These are all great. Cant wait for some play-off photoshop action.

Here’s mine with more betterness

Posted by aaron in phoenix from Section 102 on 09/17/10 at 12:19 AM ET

Baroque's avatar

Wow, Aaron, that is considerably more better. Very impressive.

Posted by Baroque from Michigan on 09/17/10 at 01:13 AM ET

HeilThom's avatar

Posted by HeilThom from Hockeytown, USA on 09/17/10 at 11:18 AM ET

HeilThom's avatar

Posted by HeilThom from Hockeytown, USA on 09/17/10 at 11:38 AM ET

George Malik's avatar

More banners:

From ZeFreak5:

From Brendan Sang:

From Kyle Watson:

Posted by George Malik from South Lyon, MI on 09/17/10 at 12:38 PM ET

Sullyosis's avatar

Jennemy’s middle bandera.  Finito!

Posted by Sullyosis from A hateful lair in Post Apocalyptic US (or Arizona) on 09/17/10 at 02:54 PM ET

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