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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Guilherme's avatar

http://unitmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/scala-3.jpg

Also,  I wont upload it here ‘cause the pic is huge, but check it out and never forget: do not mess with Brazilian women.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/13/13 at 08:41 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Abby just aint first line material.
My Cap’n Obvious comment for today.p

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:41 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Good evening, bitches.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

:30 sec in and no mention of the “lively” boards????

Posted by Down River Dan on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Good evening, bitches.

Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/13/13 at 07:42 PM ET

Evenin cap’n

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

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Oh my

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Tatar!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SCORE!!!

Tots!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

TARTAR SAUCE!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOAL!  The Tatar Yoke begins.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Tatar sauce bitches.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wow, Tatar?  Sweet!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Obviously, that puck hit a patch of ice.

Posted by dougie on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

What a shake and bake

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

that was a helluva nice goal, too.  patience with the puck.  excellent!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Yay! Tater Tots!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Tots!!! That shut edzo up for a minute

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

TATAR!!!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

:30 sec in and no mention of the “lively” boards????

Posted by Down River Dan on 02/13/13 at 07:42 PM ET

I feel a drinking game coming on…

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Now that was a pretty goal.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Wings Score- WOo Hoo - TaTar -

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Yea baby! Tartar sauce!!!!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Welcome back Patty

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

ha! tatarata!

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Any reason Patty can’t replace Abbey with Z

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I Nasty.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 07:11 PM ET

Is that a new App or something?

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Those are goal scoring hands… didnt panic or hurry… awesome.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Turnstile looking gOOD

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Turnstile looking gOOD

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/13/13 at 07:48 PM ET

His method for giving up 2 on 1’s is getting increasingly creative.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

I Nasty.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 07:11 PM ET

Is that a new App or something?

An awful one. I Bald makes you bald, I Fat makes you fat, I Nasty makes you gooey.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

2:17 Tomas Tatar 1 (Unassisted)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Brooner just about had Z in free n clear.p

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Whitey with the TPH move.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 08:50 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Wally really looks like he is finally coming into his own this season.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:51 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Wow. Tarasenko’s got hands.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:51 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

i cringed at Kindl earlier on, but he has held his own last few games. Keep it up kid!

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/13/13 at 08:52 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Miller time.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 08:54 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

uhhhh so how many more before they pull the rookie?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:54 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Millah Time!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:54 PM ET

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