Abel to Yzerman
Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry
by IwoCPO on 02/13/13 at 06:10 PM ET
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Oh for god's sake. This is too much. Game after game, the hill gets steeper. I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one. And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.
Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor. We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer.
The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.
Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit.
Us?
We'll have nothing but blue balls. Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.
Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.
He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.
Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.
Wings win 4-2. Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.
I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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Abby just aint first line material.
My Cap’n Obvious comment for today.p
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:41 PM ET
:30 sec in and no mention of the “lively” boards????
Posted by Down River Dan on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET
Good evening, bitches.
Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/13/13 at 07:42 PM ET
Evenin cap’n
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET
GOAL! The Tatar Yoke begins.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET
Tatar sauce bitches.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET
that was a helluva nice goal, too. patience with the puck. excellent!
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET
Yay! Tater Tots!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET
Tots!!! That shut edzo up for a minute
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET
:30 sec in and no mention of the “lively” boards????
Posted by Down River Dan on 02/13/13 at 07:42 PM ET
I feel a drinking game coming on…
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET
Wings Score- WOo Hoo - TaTar -
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET
I Nasty.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 07:11 PM ET
Is that a new App or something?
Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Those are goal scoring hands… didnt panic or hurry… awesome.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Turnstile looking gOOD
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/13/13 at 07:48 PM ET
His method for giving up 2 on 1’s is getting increasingly creative.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET
I Nasty.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 07:11 PM ET
Is that a new App or something?
An awful one. I Bald makes you bald, I Fat makes you fat, I Nasty makes you gooey.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET
2:17 Tomas Tatar 1 (Unassisted)
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET
Brooner just about had Z in free n clear.p
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 08:49 PM ET
Whitey with the TPH move.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 02/13/13 at 08:50 PM ET
Wally really looks like he is finally coming into his own this season.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:51 PM ET
i cringed at Kindl earlier on, but he has held his own last few games. Keep it up kid!
Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/13/13 at 08:52 PM ET
Miller time.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 02/13/13 at 08:54 PM ET
uhhhh so how many more before they pull the rookie?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:54 PM ET
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