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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

they are setting up AWESOME plays.

why can’t they score?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Opportunity is knockin…..just sayin.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

And he claimed he was Bumblepatch of Humblepond.

We dueled, Queensbury rules style.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/13/13 at 09:52 PM ET

I’m telling you, it needs to say “All your liver are belong to us”

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

but wtf is OICE?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:53 PM ET

Oh hell..just noticed the apostrophe did’t come through… should have been O’ICE

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

admit it.  you clenched when he threw that puck down the ice at Howard.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:54 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

And he claimed he was Bumblepatch of Humblepond.

We dueled, Queensbury rules style.

Posted by jimathor from Southampton, UK. on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

When did P.G. Wodehouse join the lb?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 10:55 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I’m telling you, it needs to say “All your liver are belong to us”

only 19 people will understand why that’s funny, and that’s what makes it the greatest image ever.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

admit it.  you clenched when he threw that puck down the ice at Howard.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

The sphincter’s been clenched for quite a while.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

calquake's avatar

We dueled, Queensbury rules style.

I didn’t box him but I nearly scratched his eyes out.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice hit 22

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Nice aim numbnuts….ya hit the d man ....again.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Toots doing his job.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

more Toots.  more, please.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Fuch off Backes.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 10:56 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

The sphincter’s been clenched for quite a while.

my cat is having that problem.  had to give him a baby enema today.  not sure if it worked, he might need another.  if the Wings win this game, he’s getting an enema every time we play St Louis.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:57 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I’m telling you, it needs to say “All your liver are belong to us”

only 19 people will understand why that’s funny, and that’s what makes it the greatest image ever.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Damn I missed you fuchers.

And bl platinum IS filtered through homeless drunks ass cracks to add alcohol.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 10:58 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Baby Jesus give us at least 1 point tonight.  And a non-euro pope.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 10:58 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

I always forget how small Toots actually is, he’s the smallest dwarf with the biggest nuts.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 10:59 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

No penalty?????

Not that we want another PP

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 10:59 PM ET

monkey's avatar

he’s the smallest dwarf with the biggest nuts.

Squirrel Big Balls

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

0 SOG 18 minutes in?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Goddanm announcers. Saying that no shot stat like we haven’t had tons of opportunities. Just shut up and let me watch the game.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

When Sammy and Bert are healthy, tell me why we can’t cut Cleary and call up Nyquist?  What does Cleary provide?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I don’t recal Datsyuk showing us his package…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

monkey's avatar

And a non-euro pope.

I’m hoping for a Brazilian.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

for the first time in history, Wings fans complain when the refs call penalties on the other team.

fml

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 11:00 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I remember when our passes used to be tape-to-tape

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 11:01 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Squirrel Big Balls

I hear Cleary buried his for winter.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

Thanks for the clarification sir.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

And a non-euro pope.

I’m hoping for a Brazilian.

someone like this, and I’d have to reconsider religion

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

thanks for spailning Babcock’s talk to Pasha, pee-air ... sheesh

“If it looked like Babcock was mad ... he’s not.”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Fuching Buckets

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I’m hoping for a Brazilian.
Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

A Pope with a Brazilian or a Brazilian Pope?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Ericsson time coming up.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

I can see what you mean lol

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 11:02 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

oh that blows

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

calquake's avatar

if the Wings win this game, he’s getting an enema every time we play St Louis.

As long as his head doesn’t implode he’ll be fine.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I remember when our passes used to be tape-to-tape

To another Wing?  That’s just crazy talk…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

well we get a point

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

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