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This Is A Blutarski Game

12/11/2018 at 7:13pm EST

Zero Point Zero Zero.

That's the chance we have of winning tonight in DC.

Fat, drunk and stupid is how many of us meander through life, but it's no way to win a hockey game.

Gary, in all his infinite dwarf wisdom, scheduled the Wings to play last night in the city baby Jesus designated as Hockeytown. Then, because he's a sick little man who hates Detroit and despises you and me, personally? He decided to put the World Champions on that same schedule 24 hours later, in a different city.

The Wings finished up last night around 10:30. They did some interviews and drank some Yoohoo, watched some Happy Days and probably showered, sent some texts and shit, then got on Red Wing 1--I'm guessing--around 1am. Taxi'd for about two minutes, flew 90 minutes or so to DC, walked off the plane to a cool bus, then rode to their hotel and probably got there around 3. Then they slept some and ate some and did other stuff then some other stuff then got to the rink and got dressed and texted or some shit and played some of that soccer and read some things on the world wide web, got dressed again, texted and some shit then got ready and here we are. That's a long 24 hours, brother.

Against the World Champions.

No way we win this game.

Unless we do.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

LGRW.

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