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Abel to Yzerman

The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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MOWingsfan19's avatar

Z has some hitch in his giddy up this year.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:11 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I think it’s time for the Euro trips to go back together…

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:11 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice hustle Z. Keep er goin boys.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 10:11 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Only Nashville fans would cheer for commercials.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:12 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

odd tradition there in nash, eh?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

What the HELL is wrong with the Wings that they are having so much trouble getting their shots even CLOSE to the net?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Dratto

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

No finish for Eaves…...

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:15 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

odd tradition there in nash, eh?

not nearly as disturbing as cousins humping cousins.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:15 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

No finish for Eaves

He shouldn’t have had to, if’n White could shoot

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:17 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Just score a greasy as a pork chop sammich served in a dirty ashtray goal.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 10:17 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Tripping call?  Nah, guess not

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

TIED

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOOOAAALLLLLALALALALALALAL

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Foundna way to beat Rinne. Own goal!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Sweet!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Take that fuchers!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

22 ties it!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Bent's avatar

TOOTOO!!!!!!  YEAH!!!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

2-2 Tie TOOTOO

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

2-2
TooToo

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Tootoo.  Nice.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wait for it

the refs will call it back because nashville touched it

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

BEAUTTY!!!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Awesome.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 10:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

What next…

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:19 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Serendipity bitches

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:19 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

One more goal sos I can have another beer

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:19 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Diiiiirrrrtttty. Now another please.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 10:19 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

wait for it

the refs will call it back because nashville touched it

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET

At least half the crowd in the building probably believes this is a rule

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Shocking

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

Bent's avatar

No fuching way…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Nice.  The Nashville fan flipping someone off on TV.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Who called that one?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Um… yeah.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

“Redwings all HEART” - YES


....UGH…

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

okay…show of hands of those who did NOT think thas was going to happen?

 

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Pasha!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wtf is happening?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

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