Abel to Yzerman
The Main Hatchway’s Given In
by IwoCPO on 02/19/13 at 07:30 PM ET
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Just go ahead and let it fly. The vomit. Don't be embarrassed. We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny. But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.
Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point. Tatar is the "big net front presence". Dan Cleary on the first unit.
The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.
And Detroit sits in 9th place. Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.
Ready, set, vomit.
Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.
The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.
Those were the good old days there, boy.
No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.
Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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I think it’s time for the Euro trips to go back together…
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 11:11 PM ET
Nice hustle Z. Keep er goin boys.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 11:11 PM ET
Only Nashville fans would cheer for commercials.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 11:12 PM ET
odd tradition there in nash, eh?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 11:13 PM ET
What the HELL is wrong with the Wings that they are having so much trouble getting their shots even CLOSE to the net?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 11:13 PM ET
No finish for Eaves…...
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 11:15 PM ET
odd tradition there in nash, eh?
not nearly as disturbing as cousins humping cousins.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 11:15 PM ET
No finish for Eaves
He shouldn’t have had to, if’n White could shoot
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 11:17 PM ET
Just score a greasy as a pork chop sammich served in a dirty ashtray goal.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 11:17 PM ET
2-2
TooToo
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 11:18 PM ET
wait for it
the refs will call it back because nashville touched it
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 11:18 PM ET
Diiiiirrrrtttty. Now another please.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 11:19 PM ET
wait for it
the refs will call it back because nashville touched it
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:18 PM ET
At least half the crowd in the building probably believes this is a rule
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 11:20 PM ET
Nice. The Nashville fan flipping someone off on TV.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/19/13 at 11:21 PM ET
“Redwings all HEART” - YES
....UGH…
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 11:21 PM ET
okay…show of hands of those who did NOT think thas was going to happen?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 11:22 PM ET
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Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 11:11 PM ET