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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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MoreShoot's avatar

I used to think Emmerton was just filler, but his game is coming along. He’s not dreadful now.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

That is a penalty but Cooke can stomp on an Achilles?

He accidentally lifted his skate and jammed it on the back of the players leg.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:38 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Maybe its me.. but Legwand looks like the guy that ya punch and only hurt your hand.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Ken and Murph mentioning that the Nashville team is no longer sure what offsides is. Gee, just like their fans.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

My bad Cal. tongue laugh

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

it just goes to show you, you can dress them like refs, call them refs, even put them on the ice but they fail to be REAL refs…..

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

calquake's avatar

He’s not dreadful now.

See?  Lowered expectations isn’t all that hard now is it?

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Ken and Murph mentioning that the Nashville team is no longer sure what offsides is. Gee, just like their fans.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Same with “off-limits”

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Ya know what that was? A second period in which the wings didn’t give up 3 goals.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Ya know what that was? A second period in which the wings didn’t give up 3 goals.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Baby steps bitches.

Baby steps.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

Ya know what that was? A second period in which the wings didn’t give up 3 goals.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

weird game…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Wow… the Hawks with a Penguinesque too many men on the ice play to tie the game.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

So.. did Howard hit his Heart in there?

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Reno!!

Served drunk and on fire.

sounds about right

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

I lived for a time in Nashville, and I can tell you that reports of inbreeding in that part of the world are not exaggerated.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

The “Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam” had me in tears.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Ya know what that was? A second period in which the wings didn’t give up 3 goals.

it’s kind of hard to lower your game and let the other team in the door when you play as badly as you did in the first period.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:47 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

heh.  oops.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:48 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The “Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam” had me in tears.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

Did see the “Super Bowl Bash Bro’det?”

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:48 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Did see the “Super Bowl Bash Bro’det?”

Oh yes, the winner.

“The bidet is an mp3 player that plays Smash Mouth while you eat. Serves one.”

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 09:51 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET will find a way to tie the game - - but just minutes later, another braincramp blows it for them.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:56 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Gee. Stats pretty even. Except penalties. Not that we would capitalize on pps.  Oh thanks Gary. Ass.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 09:57 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Remember the days when we used to wail aboot Big E… and now he’s one of our best D.  That says a lot aboot the Wings defense this year.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 10:02 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

it says a lot about Big E, too…cuz he’s playing pretty darn well.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:03 PM ET

calquake's avatar

True dat.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 10:03 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Does anybody else find themselves REALLY wanting Tootoo to do well?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:04 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Well they have to score a road power play goal eventually….

Right? 


Right?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I mean…aside from the obvious wanting ALL the wings to do well

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:04 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Does anybody else find themselves REALLY wanting Tootoo to do well?

Particularly in this game.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 10:04 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

how much peanut butter is too much?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:05 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Sit yer ass down Cleary.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 10:05 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

how much peanut butter is too much?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:05 PM ET

I think once the jar is empty….

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:05 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

no way you’re beating Pekker on a shot he sees like that.  come on.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:06 PM ET

calquake's avatar

how much peanut butter is too much?

When it interferes with your “turning japanese”.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 10:06 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wow Brunner just makes the best play available on a consistent basis.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:07 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Holy balls.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 10:07 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

dog pile in front of the net ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:08 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Holy balls.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/19/13 at 10:07 PM ET

meh?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:08 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Pav is just a joy to watch

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:10 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

go ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ close

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:10 PM ET

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