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Abel to Yzerman

The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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jimathor's avatar

I am not nearly drunk enough to watch these douchebags capitulate.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 08:34 PM ET

calquake's avatar

This IS a bad dream, right?

A very, very bad dream.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 08:34 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

yeah that’s right NO GOAL-Nashville….....

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:34 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Why was that reviewed?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:34 PM ET

Ref’s thought maybe they missed a penalty on Detroit in that scramble

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Is the crowd still chanting Howard you suck???

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

delay of game?  seriously?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

This is a bad dream, and keeps getting worse.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Why was that reviewed?

Because it’s Trashville, you wanna make sure you look at it from every angle.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Detroitis being run around by a team that played last night.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

thanks for cutting the kid some slack and giving him one warning.

bet you’ve given some of the Predators a warning tonight.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Is the crowd still chanting Howard you suck???

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

lolz…they were.

Buncha morons

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wait, the fuching GOALIE traps the puck and he gets delay of game?!?  JFC, what is going on here?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

calquake's avatar

The only thing left is for Detroit to put one in their own net.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

did we all wake up in a different dimension, I mean this is just too weird…..

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

how the *#$%@& are you gonna make that call in a 2-0 game?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I never! Motherfucher!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

why would you choose Eaves to serve the penalty?  Is Babcock a mole?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Garys league sucks. I mean really.
Uncle Mike outta throw a towel on the ice.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

This is a bad dream, and keeps getting worse.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/19/13 at 08:35 PM ET

I am nauseous.  Literally.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Calquake-Shut your Mouth!!!!! (please)

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

technically, that is a penalty.  I actually wish they’d call it consistently and stop goalies from jumping on the puck 5 feet from the crease.  but in this case, come on man. 

maybe it’ll just make Gustavsson laugh and play his ass off.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

how the *#$%@& are you gonna make that call in a 2-0 game?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Maybe Gary told them to REALLY make it up to them after last night’s fiasco

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Bent's avatar

how the *#$%@& are you gonna make that call in a 2-0 game?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Ask Brad Watson.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Wait, the fuching GOALIE traps the puck and he gets delay of game?!?  JFC, what is going on here?

Because it’s Trashville, one of Gary’s showcase franchises, and that’s the way this works.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Buncha morons

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 08:36 PM ET

well in their defense, they are illiterate.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

What is really sad, I am not at all pissed like in past seasons - - just resigned to the fact that DET aren’t very good at all.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Calquake-Shut your Mouth!!!!! (please)

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET


zipper

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Shortie? Huh?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Wait.. short handed goal… Detroit?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Cleary - - scores a shorty

this dream just keeps getting weirder

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Fuch you Trashville.  Fuch you NHL!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wow, I was going to say pretty good PK, even before that happened!  Way to go Datsyuk!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:38 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

with Pavel playing the way he is, if he had any support he’d have six goals in this game already.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

OH DANNY boy - WOo Hoo!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Nashville 2, Datsyuk 1

Now if the rest of the team would step up

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

buckets

from pasha

... a shortie

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Magical Buckets!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

well in their defense, they are illiterate.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:37 PM ET

GUSTOVSON=HOWARD


yeah…I can see that…..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Cleary? 

Shorty?


wow I AM dreaming..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Ian White… maybe pick out a new stick dude.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

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