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The Ducks Are Going To Use One Of Those Elmer Fudd Guns And Blast Us

We're about to Live Blog a shipwreck.

I have nothing good to report.  Anaheim is the best team in hockey right now.  We are the 7th best team in the Western Conference, if that.  Anaheim hasn't lost at home since 1985.  The Wings are in a fun little dance we like to call, "One step forward, eight steps back right into a pile of steaming dog shit."

Mike Babcock actually said...

“Bert and Helmer and Sammy (Mikael Samuelsson) have been on our roster, but I haven't seen them. It would be like a trade-deadline deal (getting one or two back). It would be unbelievable to have them.

God. Please. Just STFU.

But hey, don't worry.  The trade deadline's right around the corner and the Wings are ready to stick some shishkabob spears into some burning meat just to see if it's raw or cooked and if it's cooked, well then shit let's send it down to GR to get even more cooked but if it's raw? Well hell. If it's raw, you let a good talented defenseman sign with Edmonton instead of making a big push to get him in Detroit because Kyle Quincey, for instance, is wayyyy better than, oh I don't know...Justin Schultz?

And if you don't learn your lesson from that, then you go ahead and do what the smart kids tell you is the stupidest fuching thing ever...you repeat the same mistake.  What am I saying?

Don't even think about this Dekeyser kid. Thinking about it is setting yourself up and that leads to nothing but disgust because Tick Tock's trying to decide whether we can afford yet another young player who makes less than 500 thousand, eh?

What he's really trying to do, and he's said as much, is figure out whether the Wings are a playoff team.  Well, are they? Huh? We'll find out soon enough. Tonite. Sunday. In Anaheim. It's not looking good. Not one bit.

Live Blog it, bitches.  The ugliness is just beginning, really.

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RorSchach's avatar

Boys against men.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/22/13 at 09:29 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Don’t we get a 5 on 3 for the linesman interferencen or is it indifference?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/22/13 at 09:29 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Cleary and Abby really ANCHORing their lines tonight

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/22/13 at 09:30 PM ET

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Just horrible

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 09:30 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Puke.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 09:30 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ugh

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/22/13 at 09:30 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

slooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooootttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 09:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

You could see that one coming from a mile away.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Cleary & Andersson wipe out one another leading to the 3 on 2.
We’ve still got this.

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 09:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well we had 2 D back but no forward to cover their third man.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/22/13 at 09:32 PM ET

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Not sure what White was doing there.  Wasn’t going to block a pass the way he played it, and just barely had a chance to block the shot.  Just poor…and he wonders why he was a healthy scratch.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 09:32 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

I thought the Minne lss would make us feisty, but we look like sheis.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/22/13 at 09:34 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice d coverage buckets.Why why why is he still playing? Salami flubbed that and it still went in. Balls.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/22/13 at 09:34 PM ET

klank's avatar

Holy.Chit.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Not sure what White was doing there.  Wasn’t going to block a pass the way he played it, and just barely had a chance to block the shot.  Just poor…and he wonders why he was a healthy scratch.

Posted by Valek on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

And he wants to be my latex salesman.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

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What just happened?  big surprise

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

OMG!
Abdelkader?

Tickle those keys!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

You have got to be fuching kidding me.  Awesome.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

what drug was that ?

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Abby!  I love it when our third line scores!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WooHoo -Abby!  Nice! 1-1

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/22/13 at 09:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Abby?

ABBY!!!

1-1

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 09:36 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

That was brilliant.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/22/13 at 09:36 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

We score on this PP, too….

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 09:36 PM ET

klank's avatar

where did that come from?  i’m still stilling here in awe.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 09:36 PM ET

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Not sure what White was doing there.  Wasn’t going to block a pass the way he played it, and just barely had a chance to block the shot.  Just poor…and he wonders why he was a healthy scratch.

Posted by Valek on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

And he wants to be my latex salesman.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 10:35 PM ET

He can always take up architecture…..or perhaps be a marine biologist.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 09:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

i’m still stilling here in awe.

I’m still here in a puddle of my own fluids.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 09:37 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

We score on this PP, too….

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 10:36 PM ET

I’ll take some of whatever you got.  Fuch the Ducks.  We got this.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 09:37 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

PP - Good time to put the puck in the Ducks Net!

Come on Wings!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/22/13 at 09:38 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Who stole Abby’s Jersey? You could have drove a mack truck through that 5 hole.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/22/13 at 09:38 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Hi-De-Fuchin-Two-Bit-Ho, Bitches. I joined the game right when the goal was wave off. I figured I wouldn’t chime in and be the game wrecker. Well theDucks scored and I decided it was time to chime in.

Well looky here, The Piano Man scores! Yay! Great timing. Eh?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/22/13 at 09:38 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I think I finally caught up.

REALGOOD hustle by Cleary on the *ucks goal. REALGOOD.

*#$%@& Abdelbackboard with the STRONG move to the net. THAT was realgood.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/22/13 at 09:38 PM ET

klank's avatar

where did that come from?  i’m still stilling here in awe.

..still sitting here in awe.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 09:38 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Here’s to Capt. D and Rummy and his boys at the game.  Do us proud guys… we’ll scrape up the bail money.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Pavel scores!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Boom

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Called that chit!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Stevis's avatar

Where the hell has that Home Keys been?

Posted by Stevis on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

klank's avatar

/clap /clap /clap - keep it going boys!

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Datsyuk, cool as a magic cucumber.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 09:39 PM ET

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