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I'm writing this at 0900 PST and the last thing George told me was that William Tell is in for the Strangler.  Note to Sobotka, reinforce the glass behind the nets...hell, ALL the glass.  A hail of rubber is headed your way.  

I've decided Justin Abdelkader is my huckleberry today.  I have a feeling, an inkling really.  Something tells me this young man is going to be a wrecking ball of a force tonite in front of hockey's greatest fan base, in hockey's greatest arena, with banners hanging down and fat men with red cheeks sputtering while aging Fins, balding assholes and a pansy named Perry get angrier and angrier.  

It's a big one.  A big fat one.  

Hope you enjoyed your Saturday, used your time wisely to prepare yourselves for what's to come.  Somewhere, Larry Murphy is incoherent.  Somewhere closer Darren Helm is wondering what he's done to baby Jesus.  I keep waiting for the game that he's just, without fanfare, announced as a starter.  Surprise me.  I dig it.  Fairy tales, I know.

It's a Live Blog, you bitches.  Grab your seats.  Unwrap the cheddar.  Hide the pets. Warn the neighbors.  Keep your whore mouths shut unless the situation is clearly deserving.  

LGRW. 15 to 12.  

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42jeff's avatar

HOly crap was that a Sammy shot on net?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:48 PM ET

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Shoot-from-all-angles-Sammy is back.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:49 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Whatup byatches.  Enjoying a fine Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shutdown Ale.  Damn tasty.  Too tasty actually.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:49 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Sammy on point for PP tonight.  Everyone at the Joe is now in mortal danger.  Code Red, Code Red…

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll behead a Fuch or 2 amidst the carnage

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:49 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

So I’m leaving the Tigers game with a 6-0 lead.

Yeah.  My remote control getting a serious workout here.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:50 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Del Taco commercials are making me sad

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:51 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Sammy on point for PP tonight.  Everyone at the Joe is now in mortal danger.  Code Red, Code Red…

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:48 PM ET

WHO JUST ORDERED THAT CODE RED?!?!?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:51 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Sammy’s first shot, on net!

That has to be a good sign.

Or a sign of the apocalypse—one or the other.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:51 PM ET

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Del Taco commercials are making me sad

Bud lite lime a rita commercials are making me question humanity

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

detroitredwings's avatar

FSD feed, anyone? Pasting one in VLC doesn’t work for me.

Posted by detroitredwings on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Hey WestWing, Oregon is getting another certified Wingaholic.  So they’re will be at least 2 of us…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Kronner WTF WAS THAT?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So I’m leaving the Tigers game with a 6-0 lead.

Yeah.  My remote control getting a serious workout here.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:50 PM ET

My internwebs couldn’t handle both feeds tonight so I just have gamechannel going for the Tigers game

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Whatup byatches.  Enjoying a fine Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shutdown Ale.  Damn tasty.  Too tasty actually.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 05/04/13 at 07:49 PM ET

Try asking for that by name after a sixer

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

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Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 05/04/13 at 07:51 PM ET

That’s good shit right there.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

theres our first chance of the night

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Hey WestWing, Oregon is getting another certified Wingaholic.  So they’re will be at least 2 of us…

GTFO man—I’ll buy you a beer or five

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Gotta bury that Mule

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Try asking for that by name after a sixer

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Im-fuching-possible.  Can’t be done.


Damnit Mule.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mule - - snap

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Dammit Franzzen

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:54 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Did Mule’s shot hit Hiller in the noggin?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

I think I saw Franzen almost try

guess he cant score on every shot

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:54 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

not gonna get many tries like that, Mule; gotta bury it.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/04/13 at 07:54 PM ET

SandysWingingit's avatar

Either this game started too late or Happy Hour started too early, LOL!

Damn Franzen… lift it, or something!

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Angry, surly Sammy looks to be back.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Sammy - - really?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Haha…jackass Duck

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

GTFO man—I’ll buy you a beer or five

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Sounds good to me.  Lots of good beer in that area to boot.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

klank's avatar

Mule put some good air on that shot.. he should’ve went 5 hole.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 07:55 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Good for Sammy!  Got the make up penalty on the other guy.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Evening kids.  How we looking?  Any panes of glass been replaced yet.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

That’s a pretty shitty call on Sammy actually.

Good grief Salami..stay on your feet

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Did Mule’s shot hit Hiller in the noggin?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Blocker.  He got it up, just not enough.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

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At least Sammy can get in their heads. Good job negating the penalty.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Evening kids.  How we looking?  Any panes of glass been replaced yet.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Nope.  His first shot actually went on net!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

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Original call on Sammy was a stupid weak call

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

He got it up, just not enough.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:56 PM ET

That’s what she said

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

People falling like mad again.

A 4 on 3?  Interesting.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PP

LGRW

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

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