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Me and the Boss would probably have a few philosophical differences if the opportunity presented itself for an in depth confab about social norms, politics and puppies.  But I do dig his music.  And, in keeping with our annual trip to the Garden State?  It’s a Springsteen-influenced LB.

I tried to post a Dater ditty today but the salty Gore had other plans, so I quit.  I’ll keep trying but it’s tough sledding.  Tonite?

Tonite has “trap” written all over it.  Second half of a B/B.  Last place team.  Away.  The Wings penchant to, you know, “play down to the level…”.  A win would be miraculous with those odds stacked against us.

A prediction for player of the game?  Why sure.  A serial killer will prove that he’s no hero, but all the redemption he’s got to offer is under that insane, sociopathic hood of his.  Why Saddam?

Because of this.

Montreal Gazette

Had a chance to watch the Detroit Red Wings live at the Joe this week.  Three quick observations.  1. Todd Bertuzzi is done

Someone read that to Bertuzzi. Read it slow so he understands every word.  And then ball it up and feed it to him with his rat and fetid milk. 

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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Twig's avatar

Had a chance to watch the Detroit Red Wings live at the Joe this week.  Three quick observations.  1. Todd Bertuzzi is done

i could see that being true at this time last year. but now? not a chance.

Posted by Twig from Houston, TX on 12/11/10 at 09:21 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

“Todd Bertuzzi is done”

I guess this d-bag hasn’t seen any of Detroit’s games in the past year and a half.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 09:22 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Ahoy, Sailor.  Hope the seas are calm and the wind’s at your back.

Todd Bertuzzi is done. - Cam Hutchinson

Someone’s about to go missing in the Gazette offices.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 09:22 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

How ‘bout them Wolverines today?  Go Blue (!)

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 09:23 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

How ‘bout them Wolverines today?  Go Blue (!)

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE on 12/11/10 at 06:23 PM ET

Indeed(!)


and,
L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 12/11/10 at 09:32 PM ET

dougie's avatar

1. Todd Bertuzzi is done

“Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe”
                                - Frank Zappa

Posted by dougie on 12/11/10 at 09:37 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Evenin’ bitches. HNIC on NHL Network. I wonder if Grapes suit in 3D will cause siezures?


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 12/11/10 at 09:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

siezures=Seizures. I must be having one.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 12/11/10 at 09:42 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

97.1 The Ticket

Ken Kal and the boys are up.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 12/11/10 at 09:43 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

On a cold December night, a power house team from Michigan stood up to New Jersey and finally said, “Go away!”

L.G.R.W.

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/11/10 at 09:47 PM ET

dougie's avatar

We all know back-to-back games are tough on the players. Nobody ever talks about how how tough it is on the fans, and their livers. I got nothing, after last night’s game.

Posted by dougie on 12/11/10 at 09:50 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Oh barf…

myp2p.eu has MSG+ and they’re going on and on about HBO’s 24/7 coverage of the Pen(i)s and the Caps “Winter Classic.”  E-fuching-nough already.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 09:51 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

stats

looking at the stats for out opponent tonight, could have one drooling with what might be.  hope the wings do not play down tonight.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 12/11/10 at 09:56 PM ET

SYF's avatar

looking at the stats for out opponent tonight, could have one drooling with what might be.  hope the wings do not play down tonight.

Posted by TheRealYooper on 12/11/10 at 06:56 PM ET

Has all the trappings of a downer, Yooper.

Anyone have an FSD feed?  ALL of my sources are MSG+.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 09:59 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

hope the wings do not play down tonight.

Posted by TheRealYooper on 12/11/10 at 06:56 PM ET

I’m hoping they have learned their lesson. Every team Brings their “A” game against the Wings.
Fuching great. A crap feed to boot.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 12/11/10 at 10:01 PM ET

Wingfan191's avatar

I’m thinking about watching this thing on my PS3 GameCenter as I have the Devils SD feed on Center Ice… what to do, what to do.

Posted by Wingfan191 from Bothell, WA (originally from Troy, MI) on 12/11/10 at 10:02 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Ready. Set. Go. Let’s Roll. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 12/11/10 at 10:04 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I COMPLETELY forgot that Rafalski was once a Devil.

Better if I remember it that way.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 10:06 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

Wow, look at all the empty seats in Jersey.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:09 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

That was quick!!!

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:09 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

Circus!!

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/11/10 at 10:09 PM ET

Since71's avatar

Oh man, gonna be a long night Marty.

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 12/11/10 at 10:09 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Woooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 12/11/10 at 10:09 PM ET

SYF's avatar

28 seconds!  Nice attempt, Fattie.

1-nil Wings.

Looks like Datsyuk.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 10:10 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

1 - zip

just   like   that

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 12/11/10 at 10:10 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

28 seconds. Holy shit.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:10 PM ET

dougie's avatar

It’s a TRAP.

Posted by dougie on 12/11/10 at 10:10 PM ET

Wingfan191's avatar

buckets makes it 2-0, wow

Posted by Wingfan191 from Bothell, WA (originally from Troy, MI) on 12/11/10 at 10:11 PM ET

Trish's avatar

nobody w/a FSD feed?

if y’all missed the Big Chill at the Big House you also missed the Mick in his Russian-style furry earflap hat with “Redmondov” on the front.  Apparently he schooled on the ice during the media game

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 12/11/10 at 10:11 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

Bucketts!!

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/11/10 at 10:11 PM ET

Inglewood Jack's avatar

zomg buckets

Posted by Inglewood Jack from first in line for curly fries on 12/11/10 at 10:11 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

BUCKETS!!

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:11 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Buckets!

2-nil Wings!

Gorgeous pass from Bert.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 10:12 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Hot diggety Bucketssssssssss

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 12/11/10 at 10:12 PM ET

Since71's avatar

Oh man, gonna be a really long night Marty.

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 12/11/10 at 10:12 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

buckets

2 - zip

just   like   that

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 12/11/10 at 10:12 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

Brodeur is going to get pulled. Bethca.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:12 PM ET

Chris in Hockey Hell's avatar

I really get sick of all the stick fouls we get called for.

Posted by Chris in Hockey Hell from Ann Arbor, MI but LIVING in Columbia, TN on 12/11/10 at 10:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

00:28 DET Tomas Holmstrom (9) Wrist Shot - Assists: P. Datsyuk (24) & B. Stuart (9)

01:42 DET Danny Cleary Wrist Shot - Assists: T. Bertuzzi & J. Abdelkader

Kill this, Wings.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 12/11/10 at 10:15 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Just tuned in to see Buckets unwrap another Wonka Bar.

And bails out Ozzie.  Whew.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 12/11/10 at 10:16 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com