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Somebody’s Fibbing And I Dig It

And I really don’t care.  You guys know how I feel about that here.  In fact, this is the second reference I’ve made today to the warm feeling I get when the Wings lie to me.  The first one was earlier and it was funny, but not one of you said anything about it so you don’t deserve another one.

Michael Farber says the Wings practically have a deal in place for a seven-year Gary’s ball breaker with Hossa.

Now Ansar Khan(!) reports that Tick Tock Kenny Holland says nope.

Golly.  Looks like we have a quandary.

“While nothing will be announced during the Stanley Cup final, unrestricted free agent Marian Hossa likely will be signing a long-term deal, believed to be seven years, to stay with the Red Wings.’‘

That was Farber a bit earlier today

This is the Deep Digger Captain, taking in what Lake Kenny can send him.

“There is no agreement on a deal,’’ Holland said. “We’ve never conversations about a seven-year deal in the three months I have talked to him. No truth to it.’‘

Oh. Oh, it hurts.  It hurts when Kenny lies to us but I have this familiar feeling. 

Kenny’s a lying liar.  Farber got that from somebody, somebody smart but dumb.  Get it?  Boy, you gotta be some kinda dumb to let that cat out of the bag today of all days.

Right?  Don’t you?

Or…I wonder how much news like that is going to irritate little Thid and his sisters? 

Hossa for two.  Goals that is.  Do it bitch.

 

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com