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“Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe” Ticket Contest

The "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" Ticket Contest is back.

This contest is open anytime the NHL plays a regular season or playoff game and Pierre McGuire is on TV in the building. Get a sign behind Pierre's head on a TV broadcast saying "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" and win two tickets to a Maple Leafs home game of your choice next regular season and two tickets to the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, Canada.

To ensure you get credit for this incredible public service, email douchecanoe.contest@gmail.com in advance so I can award the tickets to you once successful.  All emails will be strictly confidential, good luck.

Pierre McGuire, our beloved Douche Canoe, is an Emmy winner.  I feel this contest now has to honour McGuire throughout the regular season in addition to the playoffs.  Just like the Emmy selection panel.

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YzermanZetterberg's avatar

Before I finished reading the full headline, my mind leapt to “I Now Believe Pierre McGuire is a Hall of Fame Douche Canoe.”

Carry on…

Posted by YzermanZetterberg on 05/15/13 at 02:51 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Or… “I Now Believe Pierre McGuire is a Hall of Fame Emmy Winning Douche Canoe.”

Love it VooX.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 05/15/13 at 04:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar


Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/15/13 at 05:22 PM ET

Figaro's avatar

Don’t make the sign too big though.  The cameras have to really zoom in to make it appear that he is a normal-sized person.

Posted by Figaro from Los Alamos, NM on 05/15/13 at 10:49 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com