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Oompa Loompa Who Did You Do?

Happy, happy, happy.

Atta boy.  What have I told you guys from the beginning?  Rainbows, frolicking puppies, firetrucks…and?

Hookers.

Stand by.
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Jaké bylo jeho netradiční sexuální přání? „Řekl nám, že chce, abychom mu obě lízaly záda,“ odtajňuje erotické fantazie reprezentačního hokejisty Žaneta. „Trochu nás tím zaskočil, ale jeho přání jsme mu splnily. Jenže tím Jirkovi speciální požadavky zdaleka neskončily,“ říká.

Confused? Of course you are.  Translation?  Yep.

Google Translation

“Finally, George might relax too much.  We have seen the various needs of our clients, but Hudler us immediately by its first really surprised,” says Denise, the second of the girls that you paid a prurient Hudler took the room.

What was his unusual sexual desires?  “He told us he wants us both licking his back,” erotic fantasy declassified national team hockey player inflammation.  “A little surprised by us, but we gave him his wish fulfilled.”

What did you say?  4 days without a post and this is all you’ve got?

Uh huh.  And?

What do you want? This or Fenwick numbers?

I thought so.

 

 

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com