Abel to Yzerman

Abel to Yzerman

One Down, 39 To Go

10/07/2017 at 6:00pm EDT

40 wins gets us in, and getting in is what Kenny Holland's allllll about. Just the tip, though. Just the first round. Start a new streak. A new legacy for Tick Tock after a one-year hiatus from his pleasure dome of playoff consistency.

In the meantime, any chance you might want to consider keeping your most explosive offensive player from jet-setting off to Europe, Kenny?

Wait. Don't answer that. Do not answer that because we have other flight-related issues to discuss. Our little Oompa Loompa, the boy we knew when he was laying pipe all over multiple downriver municipalities? Yup. As mentioned the other night in the Live Blog, Happy Hudler has been himself.

According to a report from a Czech newspaper, the Delta Airlines flight staff on that trip has accused Hudler of having a belligerent outburst on the plane in which he demanded cocaine from a flight attendant. That flight attendant assumed Hudler's request for "coke" was in reference to the soda, but he allegedly further clarified that he was in the market for the white powder.

When the flight attendant refused his request (shocker), the 33-year-old Hudler allegedly became incensed and threatened the woman, telling her that he would have his friends kill her upon arrival in Prague. On top of that, Hudler is also accused of doing cocaine in the plane's bathroom and then attempting to urinate on a food cart. (It's very confusing why he wouldn't just pee in the bathroom if he was already in there doing cocaine, but that's neither here nor there.)

My god. That is awesome. As a Sailor, one who's had some on-liberty issues as a young man, I'm just proud. He tried to piss on a food cart. I mean...he...tried...to...piss...on...a...food cart.

Those are the things that are going to keep us sane for the next seven months. We need those things, you and I.

I think, based on what deep digger captain, Khan(!), told us earlier...that Jimmy and his dong are back in net tonight. Good. Good for two reasons: he's better and because I'm not a big Mrazek fan...him or his attitude.

It's a Live Blog, bitches. I'll be recording the game and watching AFTER the Harbaugh show.

LGRW.

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