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On The Heels of An A2Y Classic, It’s a Baby Brother Live Blog

It’s hard to predict what the cause will be.  It could be a playoff game, a winning streak, a playful joke played by the swaddled, babbling 8-pound, six-ounce Christ child on us, the unsuspecting innocent Wing fans (in other words, a losing streak). You just never know what’s going to prompt a Live Blog for the ages.  Friday night we brought Pinky back into the fray and I think that may have lit some sort of sick fire under the 19.  The result?

WestWing summed it up about midway through, and it just went downhill from here:

1) Bill would blow Wally the hairdresser, but maybe not Gator, although his daughter would.
2) Pumpkin beer sucks unless it’s filtered through a homeless drunk’s ass.
3) Calquake is the perfect antidote to that not-so-fresh feeling (i.e. when you smell like a homeless drunk’s ass)
4) Hudler goes both ways, and has apparently become really damn good at it.
5) Alcohol is a helluva drug.


Why do I think references to homeless drunks’ asses are going to become the norm?  Absolutely classic work.  Bravo to every one of you.  Anyone who doesn’t find that funny can just go ahead and suck it. But don’t leave because we’d like to make fun of you for the next several hours.

On to today.  Baby brother’s in town and we haven’t beaten that little bitch in Detroit in like two years. That is disgusting and it must end. Today. If the playoffs started this evening?

We’d get San Jose. That’s a whole other topic, an entire series of posts that would range from obscene overconfidence to gun-in-the-mouth pessimism.  But, with a loose puck here or a beer aerated through the crack of a homeless man’s ass there, it could easily be the Cawks in the first round. 

The wary among us would say that’s a bad matchup, the talented, young Hawks with the “strong core”.  The rest of us, actually all of us really, would say Chicago’s goaltending is so frigging bad that we’d go all Raylen Givens on their asses to the tune of 5 games. Max.

But that’s April.  Jesus. Just typing that reminded me the playoffs are only a month away. 

Fuccchhhhhh….ahhhh well.  It’s a Live Blog, bitches. 

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kronner. After Helm beat Kane like…well, you know.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 04:17 PM ET

Like a Buffallo cabbie.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:18 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Abdelkader wearing the microphone?

We’re likely to hear my daughter going slurp slurp slurp.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 04:15 PM ET

You mean they’ll be enjoying a milkshake together?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:18 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Wings are gonna beat Raylen Emery like a rented mule hauling a red-headed stepchild.

Posted by dougie on 03/04/12 at 07:19 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Sit down, bitch.

Well, not you, Bill’s daughter.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 07:19 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

nice hit by Sparty.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:19 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Buffalo.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:19 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Kronner. After Helm beat Kane like…well, you know.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 04:17 PM ET

Like a Buffallo cabbie.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 04:18 PM ET

+.20

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/04/12 at 07:20 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Afternoon, bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 04:15 PM ET

Delicious.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:21 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Wings are gonna beat Raylen Emery like a rented mule hauling a red-headed stepchild—in the backseat of a Buffalo cab

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:21 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

6:02 Niklas Kronwall (14) Slap Shot - Assists: D. Helm (16) & B. Stuart (11)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/04/12 at 07:21 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

You mean they’ll be enjoying a milkshake together?

Posted by bezukov from South of Detroit on 03/04/12 at 04:18 PM ET

Something like that, yes.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 07:21 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Emery looks really shaky, need to keep shooting.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:22 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Nice *#$%@& hook by Kane.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 07:22 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Has Helm been taking dangle lessons from Pav?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/04/12 at 07:22 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I picked up an appropriate brew… #9 not quite pale ale by Magic Hat Brewing Co. in honor of the greatest hockey player ever.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 04:18 PM ET

I love Magic Hat #9.  Its one of the best beers for sale these days.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

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Delicious.

Posted by bezukov from South of Detroit on 03/04/12 at 04:21 PM ET

Love Schlitz.  There was a place locally that used to sell 6 packs of tallboys for 3.49 but they quit carrying it because I was the only one buying it.  What’s wrong with people?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Nice *#$%@& hook by Kane.

.

Thought the same. Spun Stu right around

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Kane hooking the beejeezus out of Z.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

A little stick swinging on Quincey’s back goes undetected—‘magine that.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  I picked up an appropriate brew… #9 not quite pale ale by Magic Hat Brewing Co. in honor of the greatest hockey player ever.

  Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 04:18 PM ET

I love Magic Hat #9.  Its one of the best beers for sale these days.

Posted by bezukov from South of Detroit on 03/04/12 at 04:23 PM ET

Two words… Dee Licious.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:23 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

3 non-calls so far. Of course, my foil is out in the kitchen, not on the head.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 07:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Whitey is a good egg.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:24 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Faux you, Jobu.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 07:25 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Yak hurt?

Screw you Jobu

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/04/12 at 07:25 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Yak out with the upper body. Good thing we traded Commodore. Damnit

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:25 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Down another D

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:25 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Whole new meaning to the phrase Abedlkader getting good wood on it.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 07:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kindle injured=dirty non call.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:26 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Yak is out already - must be playin lil brother

LGRW  Aloha bitches

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 03/04/12 at 07:26 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Kindl?  Fuching March.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:26 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Damn injuries.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 07:27 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Love Schlitz.  There was a place locally that used to sell 6 packs of tallboys for 3.49 but they quit carrying it because I was the only one buying it.  What’s wrong with people?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 03/04/12 at 04:23 PM ET

I always laugh at how people gladly over pay for Budweiser and Miller but look down their noses at beers like Schlitz and Stroh’s.  A better beer for less money makes sense to me.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:27 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

So after Janik, who’s next on the depth chart? Exelby? Ugh.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Hey, 19.  Soz I’m late.

http://gowings.webs.com/

good quality FSD but lag is an issue

Posted by alukacs on 03/04/12 at 04:04 PM ET

In a strictly platonic non-committal way, I lusts you.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Buckets is way due.

Lets Go Reed Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Kindl, beware the ides of March;  and fuch you, Jobu.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

So after Janik, who’s next on the depth chart? Exelby? Ugh.

Larry Murphy or Chris Chelios

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

The one trade that Detroit made…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Reed=Red.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:28 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Shoot the puck, assholes!

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 07:29 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com