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On The Heels of An A2Y Classic, It’s a Baby Brother Live Blog

It’s hard to predict what the cause will be.  It could be a playoff game, a winning streak, a playful joke played by the swaddled, babbling 8-pound, six-ounce Christ child on us, the unsuspecting innocent Wing fans (in other words, a losing streak). You just never know what’s going to prompt a Live Blog for the ages.  Friday night we brought Pinky back into the fray and I think that may have lit some sort of sick fire under the 19.  The result?

WestWing summed it up about midway through, and it just went downhill from here:

1) Bill would blow Wally the hairdresser, but maybe not Gator, although his daughter would.
2) Pumpkin beer sucks unless it’s filtered through a homeless drunk’s ass.
3) Calquake is the perfect antidote to that not-so-fresh feeling (i.e. when you smell like a homeless drunk’s ass)
4) Hudler goes both ways, and has apparently become really damn good at it.
5) Alcohol is a helluva drug.


Why do I think references to homeless drunks’ asses are going to become the norm?  Absolutely classic work.  Bravo to every one of you.  Anyone who doesn’t find that funny can just go ahead and suck it. But don’t leave because we’d like to make fun of you for the next several hours.

On to today.  Baby brother’s in town and we haven’t beaten that little bitch in Detroit in like two years. That is disgusting and it must end. Today. If the playoffs started this evening?

We’d get San Jose. That’s a whole other topic, an entire series of posts that would range from obscene overconfidence to gun-in-the-mouth pessimism.  But, with a loose puck here or a beer aerated through the crack of a homeless man’s ass there, it could easily be the Cawks in the first round. 

The wary among us would say that’s a bad matchup, the talented, young Hawks with the “strong core”.  The rest of us, actually all of us really, would say Chicago’s goaltending is so frigging bad that we’d go all Raylen Givens on their asses to the tune of 5 games. Max.

But that’s April.  Jesus. Just typing that reminded me the playoffs are only a month away. 

Fuccchhhhhh….ahhhh well.  It’s a Live Blog, bitches. 

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alukacs's avatar

http://gowings.webs.com/

good quality FSD but lag is an issue

Posted by alukacs on 03/04/12 at 07:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Hey, gang.

time for a “W” fer shur.

and this guy? he’s taking screen names:

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 07:06 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Homer has the third A. Awesome. For sure.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:06 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

“Kane drives the bus”. Insert cab joke here.

Yep.  When I heard that, my brain immediately went there too.  I’d totally refuse to pay the fare on that bus.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:08 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Homer has the third A. Awesome. For sure.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 04:06 PM ET

Every bone in his body has earned the A.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:09 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

————.........Let’s Go Red Wings !!!.........————-

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/04/12 at 07:09 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Bitches, if you forget where someone lives just check this mofo out.
Dougie I don’t think you’re in the right place.

http://g.co/maps/bbewg

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/04/12 at 07:09 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Moose taketh away, moose giveth away.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:10 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Hawks best player so far is some guy named Goal Post.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:10 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 04:06 PM ET

Now that is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, certainly the most timely.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/04/12 at 07:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Helmer hauled down. No call. Zebra suckage right off the hop.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:11 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Q making an impact on the game early. Why do I feel like i’m going to start hating him?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:11 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Weak fuching bullsh!t call.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:12 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

whatup biotches?  I hate these afternoon games, it’s a beautiful day out yet I’m inside watching the Wings.  Could DVR it, but the games really lose something on the dvr.  And for some reason I see this game as important.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:12 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Jamal Mayers on the PP?  Sucks to be Chicago

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:12 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The A2Y Map

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/04/12 at 07:12 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Damnit

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:13 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Imagine that.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:13 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Hawks PP ice cold coming into this game.  Need I say more?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:14 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Happy needs to whack Sharp’s arm again.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:14 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Fuch that!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:14 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

crap

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 07:14 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

FSD FEED

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/04/12 at 07:14 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Sonofa…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:15 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Afternoon, bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Abdelkader wearing the microphone?

We’re likely to hear my daughter going slurp slurp slurp.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/04/12 at 07:15 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Dougie I don’t think you’re in the right place.

That’s what she said.

Actually, I live and work in the Raleigh, NC area, and spend as much time as I can manage at the cabin in Carroll Co. Va.

Posted by dougie on 03/04/12 at 07:16 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The A2Y Map

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 04:12 PM ET

Thank you, Sir. Awesome.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:16 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Nice job on jinxing them, Murph…“This is the kind of start Mike Babcock wanted…”

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Terrible start

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

*#$%@& A.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Kronner. After Helm beat Kane like…well, you know.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kronners!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Credit Darren fuching Helm with all the hard work.  Rocket of a shot by Kronner though.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Great moves by Helm and a goal from Kronner.  Beautiful.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Terrible start

Classic anti-jinx

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Goalllllllllllllllllllllllll Yeahhhhhhhh Kronwall

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Kronner

swwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEt

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 07:17 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Kronner gets that shit right back 1-1 game.

Helm turned 20 cent’s ass inside out

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:18 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Afternoon, bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 04:15 PM ET

I picked up an appropriate brew… #9 not quite pale ale by Magic Hat Brewing Co. in honor of the greatest hockey player ever.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:18 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com