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On The Heels of An A2Y Classic, It’s a Baby Brother Live Blog

It’s hard to predict what the cause will be.  It could be a playoff game, a winning streak, a playful joke played by the swaddled, babbling 8-pound, six-ounce Christ child on us, the unsuspecting innocent Wing fans (in other words, a losing streak). You just never know what’s going to prompt a Live Blog for the ages.  Friday night we brought Pinky back into the fray and I think that may have lit some sort of sick fire under the 19.  The result?

WestWing summed it up about midway through, and it just went downhill from here:

1) Bill would blow Wally the hairdresser, but maybe not Gator, although his daughter would.
2) Pumpkin beer sucks unless it’s filtered through a homeless drunk’s ass.
3) Calquake is the perfect antidote to that not-so-fresh feeling (i.e. when you smell like a homeless drunk’s ass)
4) Hudler goes both ways, and has apparently become really damn good at it.
5) Alcohol is a helluva drug.


Why do I think references to homeless drunks’ asses are going to become the norm?  Absolutely classic work.  Bravo to every one of you.  Anyone who doesn’t find that funny can just go ahead and suck it. But don’t leave because we’d like to make fun of you for the next several hours.

On to today.  Baby brother’s in town and we haven’t beaten that little bitch in Detroit in like two years. That is disgusting and it must end. Today. If the playoffs started this evening?

We’d get San Jose. That’s a whole other topic, an entire series of posts that would range from obscene overconfidence to gun-in-the-mouth pessimism.  But, with a loose puck here or a beer aerated through the crack of a homeless man’s ass there, it could easily be the Cawks in the first round. 

The wary among us would say that’s a bad matchup, the talented, young Hawks with the “strong core”.  The rest of us, actually all of us really, would say Chicago’s goaltending is so frigging bad that we’d go all Raylen Givens on their asses to the tune of 5 games. Max.

But that’s April.  Jesus. Just typing that reminded me the playoffs are only a month away. 

Fuccchhhhhh….ahhhh well.  It’s a Live Blog, bitches. 

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SYF's avatar

Wings on the PP.  Noyce.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Should be a double call. Kronners was being held.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:30 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Wings on the PP.  Noyce.

Starting off normally with a lost draw.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:30 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Don’t get me wrong, the injury to Yak is bad mojo… but I don’t hate having Janik in the line up.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:30 PM ET

VooX's avatar

The second trade that Detroit made…

Fixed.

Not often does Holland make a mistake that bites him right away.  Quincey leaving was one, although he was outplayed that preseason by Meech, and giving up a depth defenceman for a warm a cuddly feeling a couple of weeks ago.  Jobu shall never be forgotten.  Fuch you, Jobu.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:31 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I don’t hate having Janik in the line up.

Agreed. He’s been decent with his limited playiing. What i do hate is that we’re at the bottom of our depth again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:31 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Kronner.  Shit.  Right on the Cawks sticke from the point.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:31 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

60 foot wrist shots are ill advised.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:32 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Why can’t we just decline penalties?

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:32 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nothing on the PP.  Smitty in the slot and did not get a look for an SOG.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:32 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Fire the puck. Bah

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:33 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Why is it that struggling power plays always score against a weak Detroit PK but their struggling PP always blows against every PK they face?

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:33 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The Detroit PP continues to struggle.  As long as they break loose by April.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:33 PM ET

VooX's avatar

What i do hate is that we’re at the bottom of our depth again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 04:31 PM ET

Give them NHL legs before the playoffs.  Although we are in a dog fight for the division lead, we are in the playoffs for certain and I don’t mind getting rid of these little injuries now and get the black aces some NHL icetime before we are in a puddle of our own fluids during the postseason.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:34 PM ET

SYF's avatar

OH and I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate Ken Daniels on his 1,000th FSD broadcast last Friday night.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:34 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... Jobu shall never be forgotten.  Fuch you, Jobu.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 04:31 PM ET


Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 07:34 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Smitty is a magnificent skater.  This is honestly my first real good look at Smitty.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:35 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

OH and I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate Ken Daniels on his 1,000th FSD broadcast last Friday night.

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/04/12 at 04:34 PM ET

This.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I don’t mind getting rid of these little injuries now and get the black aces some NHL icetime before we are in a puddle of our own fluids during the postseason.

Now I understand what it means to be “liquid”.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:35 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Catching up to the LB.

WTF, now Kindl’s out???  FML…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:37 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Durned composite sticks.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:38 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Abdelclanger

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:39 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Dammit. Sparty.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Hit the pipe…. damn.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:39 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Bert!  Watch the stickwork,

Another goal post by Abber.  Damn.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:39 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

CLANK!

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 07:39 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Wow nice rush and then ping

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 07:40 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Goal Post continues to be Chicago’s top performer.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:40 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Abby with two goods shots, one off the post, but he can’t score.  Where’s Bill’s daughter when you need her?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:40 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 04:34 PM ET

If that were a t-shirt, I would wear it.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:41 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

Shut the *#$%@& up, Mayers.

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 07:41 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Ah. Mayers doesn’t like things. Poor guy…needs Adrianne’s Binky.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:41 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nice hit by Kronner.

And Mayers being a cock-sucking bitch about a perfectly legal hit that wasn’t one bit fuching dirty.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:41 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Goal Post continues to be Chicago’s top performer.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 04:40 PM ET

That’s the only way they go past the first round.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:41 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 04:41 PM ET
mrfluffy’s avatar

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 03/04/12 at 04:41 PM ET
SYF’s avatar

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/04/12 at 04:41 PM ET

Thank Helm for an FSD feed.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:43 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Posted by pgoody on 03/04/12 at 07:43 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Jamal Mayers is still in the league?  WTF?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What an asset those guys have been, really solid, hard play.  Abby, Helm, Miller, Emmerton….

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 07:46 PM ET

JPBowman's avatar

Any other feeds?

Posted by JPBowman on 03/04/12 at 07:46 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Afternoon, bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 04:15 PM ET

Something new:  San Miguel Cerveza Negra.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:46 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com