Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 11/18/10 at 01:10 PM ET
A little ditty to start your day. St. Louis, everyone’s favorite October badass? Well, they built that first-month-of-the-season record on the shoulders of an East-heavy slate. The Blues are a nifty 5-0 against the other conference, but 4-5-2 against the West, where the men play. And against the Central? Make that 2-3-2. Mediocre. Middling. St. Louis.
Oh, and the Wings are 3-0 against the Central and haven’t had a chance to sample the Eastern fare as of yet.
Greg Wyshynski is wondering where you are.
The Campaign: Started by Red Wings blog Winging It In Motown on Facebook and slowly spreading through message boards. Will the rabble-rousers on Abel To Yzerman get on the bandwagon?
Greg’s talking about the All Star Game and a certain goaltender left off the ballot with a way to rectify that. If JJ and the boys over at WiM want to lead that charge, have at it. My interest in Gary’s suckfest has bottomed out. SYF put it well yesterday…
After the way Gary.Ass shafted Lidstrom and Datsyuk in ‘08?
Posted by SYF from Las Vegas, NV on 11/17/10 at 04:35 PM ET
The All Star game is a joke, just like the league that stages it. I prefer to ignore the fact that a former Wing who probably used to rip Bettman as much as us is now in bed with him. It sickens me and I’ve elected to pretend it’s not true. I hum to myself or I pretend I’m a Blues fan and finger paint with my own or other kids’ feces. Vote for the Wings if you’d like to and I get it if you do. Double vote. Triple vote. Quint…vote five times. The league allows it and even prompts you to “vote again”.
I’ll be hoping for rest, though. Lots of it. And, hey, the Wings don’t have a single player in the top 20 in scoring…yet they’re the best team in hockey and everyone knows it. All Star Game? No thank you. No need. Suck it, please.
Back to Wysh’s original point and the suggested write-in candidacy of Jim Howard? Yeah. Not a shock, is it? Who are the goalies on the ballot? 18 of them. 9 from each Conference. Forget the East. As usual, they don’t matter. As for the West? Niemi, Kipper, Bryzgalov, Khabibulin, Rinni, Luongo, Quick, Little Andie and Backstrom. Fuch your write-in campaign Gary. Seriously. It’s not worth my time to participate in a jungle gym bullshit exercise that is so obviously tainted and flawed. Ask 7, even 8, of those goalies’ GMs if they’d rather have Howard or their own goaltender. Oh, and Gary? No one has more wins since last year’s bullshit game. No one in the West has more wins this year. Howard’s 10-1-1. Quick’s 10-2 and deserves every ounce of credit he’s getting. A great twelve game season, so far. His inclusion on the ballot, though? That has to be based on last year’s performance. Right, Gary? 39 wins in 72 starts (Howard: 37 in 63), a .907 save percentage (.924) and a 2.54 GAA (2.26).
Oh, and you know Halak’s on there. Maybe he can participate in the new “own goal” contest brought to you by “Ass.G…the new short, fat and stupid clothing line and official sponsor of NHL headquarters”.
Write this in Gary: you need to go, little fella.
Hey. Let’s check in with a real NHL Insider and see what he has to tell us this fantastic Thursday.
The Blackhawks are in trouble.
The defending Stanley Cup champs are already in seventh place in the Western Conference — and due to a quirk in the schedule, they’ve already played 3-5 more games than most of the other teams in the conference.
That’s Teddy Kulfan and he blew the lid off baby brother’s rent-a-Cup woes. Here’s a newsflash for you Teddy. Those Hawks will finish higher than the fake Blues we saw last night.
And Teddy, since you’re going all Insider on us…ever heard of Tyler Dellow, Colin Campbell, who has a son? No? K. Just checking, since you’re an “insider” and all.
Guralnick drew that picture for us.
Dan(ny) Cleary has goals in fifty-eight consecutive games. No. He doesn’t. But he’s getting there. And he’s digging it.
“Good things are happening.”
Yep. Goals in six straight. Playing on a great line for a team that has all four lines absolutely rolling right now. Like half this roster, Cleary is flourishing on a team that promotes success up and down the lineup. It’s how Mike Babcock built this system and how Tick Tock Kenny Holland has stocked the cupboard. Bertuzzi’s renaissance as a killer and a power forward with hands and defensive thirst. Drew Miller’s prowess on the 4th line and in the PK. Brad Stuart’s reliability (“he could have played 30 years ago”: Redmond). The list of players on this team who can say “good things are happening” goes on and on. But, Cleary? It’s time to remind you why he’s been given the name “Charlie Buckets”.
Dan Cleary, the boy with the golden ticket. Wandering the streets of dreary whatevertownBucketsgrewupin, not wanting to go home because Grampa Joe wasn’t getting out of bed and yet another dinner of disgusting thick tasteless soup awaited him. A sparkle in the gutter, a silver dollar. That money could feed his family for a week! Oh, the turmoil. Tasty Wonka chocolate and a chance at a trip every child in the world was hoping for, or food on the Bucket table. Screw it. Grabbed it. Bought the bar. Ripped it open. Golden Ticket. Hell yes.
That’s from the Glossary, and that brings up this point: I need to update that biotch. And soon. But I need your help. Let me know what you think should be in there and I’ll try to get it updated before the Big Cruise. Just drop a name or phrase in the comment section and I’ll pull out the Juvenilicious Dictionary and get working.
And “panda” better be included. But someone’s gonna have to explain it to me, because you bastards lost me with that one.
Enjoy your Thursday, bitches.
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