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Need A Pacifier? Bullet Bob’s Getting Something Even Better
by IwoCPO on 02/02/13 at 07:00 PM ET
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I'm not sure how many games with Columbus are left, and I guarantee I won't be looking it up, but Gary wants you to know he'll suspend any and all future BJ-related events if you appear to enjoy them too much. He has that kind of power and don't you forget it.
Tonite is a trap game for our beloved, most likely very tired, Red Wings.
James Tiberius Howard took a stick to the sack last night and said...
"It took about 10 minutes for it to settle down."
Wait until you're older Jimmah. That dilemma won't seem like such a problem.
Especially when there's BJs involved, eh? Boom.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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Bert - - Uzi, mowing down Mason
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 08:40 PM ET
Are you sure it’s not Pete Rose?
Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/02/13 at 07:37 PM ET
might be Pete Rose?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 08:40 PM ET
Oh, Chief, we didn’t do squat on a PP, while we were talking aboot Pete Rose.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:40 PM ET
Eh, probably a decent call on Bert there.
Nice diving play by Abs
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:41 PM ET
Wow, James flopping it out there, great stop.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:42 PM ET
The DET PK - - sure to pad the stats of anyones PP
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 08:42 PM ET
no help for jimmy
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 08:43 PM ET
Good, sweet, baby carrots, GCL feed about a minute behind. Thanks, NHL.
Of course, Wizdoucheski score on the PP. Super.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:44 PM ET
Definitely Pete Rose. Definitely.
Hall Of Famer. Definitely.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:46 PM ET
all in all, a rather pedestrian period
at least DET appear to be skating
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Now THAT seems like a slightly weak crosscheck call.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:47 PM ET
First period in 25 words or less. Detroit dominated. CBJ got lucky. 1-1 at recess
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:47 PM ET
Holy shit, Murph is wasted.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:48 PM ET
So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:51 PM ET
Smith out? Jeebus, gotta make room for coliacovo. Great.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 08:52 PM ET
First period in 25 words or less
Holy shit, Murph is wasted
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/02/13 at 08:52 PM ET
I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET
I think the important question here is: Who won?
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 08:53 PM ET
So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET
I understand she packs a mean punch. 
Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 08:53 PM ET
Too bad, the BJs had been choking on Jimmy Howard’s enormous shlong.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 08:53 PM ET
Smith out?
What the hell happened?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 08:55 PM ET
So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET
I don’t, and it was less than a year ago.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 08:55 PM ET
Smith out?
What the hell happened?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET
He broke a nail.
Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 08:55 PM ET
Hey, look what I found at the Ft. Lee commissary this evening.
Not from Hamtramck though, some place in Indiana. Who knows Polish Lent pastry better than Hamtramck?
Felt a little stale on the outside corner.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 08:56 PM ET
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He looks like Pete Rose from the side.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:38 PM ET