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Abel to Yzerman

Man…You Guys Are NUTSO and I Frigging DIG It.

He's a hockey player.  Admittedly, the best player in the world, but still a hockey player.

I'm not talking about Todd Bertuzzi, but he's a serial killer and I'd still let him father my children.  

Pavel Datsyuk?

Back off.  It's like his 8th language, and who really gives a shit what he says about this as long as he and baby Jesus get us to 23 and then to 12.

You want to discriminate against someone?  I do. I like it. I think it's fun. I discriminate against Blues fans.  Because they're all dicks. Every single one of them. And their team has never won jack squat so they have no right to be arrogant, like we are. We've earned it.

There. Chastise that. Bitches.

Everybody's all upset and shit.  If you want to keep it up and argue? Do it here. I like reading it.

See you in a month, or a few days, or tomorrow or something.

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mrfluffy's avatar

That rug really tied the room together.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 08/31/13 at 12:35 PM ET

SYF's avatar

You just don’t.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 08/31/13 at 12:59 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

Posted by SYF from minding the gap on 08/31/13 at 12:59 PM ET

Nobody fux with De Jesus

Posted by SnLO from beyond the M-1 on 09/01/13 at 01:40 PM ET

AndrewFromAnnArbor's avatar

Is this your homework, Larry?

Posted by AndrewFromAnnArbor from Fortress Europe on 09/03/13 at 09:33 AM ET

monkey's avatar

Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 09/03/13 at 05:12 PM ET

SYF's avatar

You’re killing your father, Larry.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/03/13 at 05:59 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 09/03/13 at 07:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 09/03/13 at 09:19 PM ET

SnLO's avatar

Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuch a stranger in the ass?!

Posted by SnLO from beyond the M-1 on 09/04/13 at 06:47 AM ET

SYF's avatar

What in God’s holy name are you blabbering about?

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/04/13 at 03:18 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Posted by pgoody on 09/06/13 at 08:51 AM ET

SYF's avatar

Youtube uber-user, awood40, posted a 22-minute compilation video of Dangles and Zata and their quantum sorcery through the years together.  It’s so worth it.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/06/13 at 12:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Posted by SYF from minding the gap on 09/06/13 at 12:31 PM ET

Thanks for the linky. 21:12 minutes. Drop the puck! I’m ready.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 09/06/13 at 01:34 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Friggin’ NHL has already charged me for the first installment of Center Ice.  Who’s the bigger whore, me or them?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 09/06/13 at 02:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Who’s the bigger whore, me or them?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 09/06/13 at 02:36 PM ET

The NHL is the bigger whore.

You do things, Whore-style. Therein lies the difference.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 09/06/13 at 04:59 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

hello?  is this thing on?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 09/09/13 at 01:31 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Very slowly getting back into this hockey thing. Kicked it off spending a day up in Traverse City for the prospects camp. A few pics and videos from Friday if anyone cares to see:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/74537351@N00/sets/72157635453606435/with/9710905387/

https://www.youtube.com/user/nviper1208/videos

Didn’t get as many photos as I’d have liked. Things felt a bit rushed on the ice this year and the boys spent very little time just fooling around after. Ah well. Enjoy anyway.

I see this place is just as crazy as ever. Good to see y’all around again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 09/09/13 at 08:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I see this place is just as crazy as ever.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 09/09/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 09/10/13 at 11:48 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Very slowly getting back into this hockey thing. Kicked it off spending a day up in Traverse City for the prospects camp. A few pics and videos from Friday if anyone cares to see:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/74537351@N00/sets/72157635453606435/with/9710905387/

https://www.youtube.com/user/nviper1208/videos

Didn’t get as many photos as I’d have liked. Things felt a bit rushed on the ice this year and the boys spent very little time just fooling around after. Ah well. Enjoy anyway.

I see this place is just as crazy as ever. Good to see y’all around again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 09/09/13 at 08:08 PM ET

good stuff, Nate.
Thanks!

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/11/13 at 05:49 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

anyone here to LB preseason game 1 w/ pitt?

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

buckets w/ the #71 ... seems strange

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:12 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

so smitty gets our first penalty ... figures

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

kilt it

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

...

... kinda quiet around here tonight ...

...

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:18 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

dive by lEtANG

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:21 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

DeKeyser is my hero grin

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:23 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALL!!!

Tater Tots

from Ferrero

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:28 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

save by Jimmy

(give smitty the 2nd assist on the goal)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

thid crying ‘boot high stick

whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:39 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Hey Stoney. The party is over at George’s house.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 09/16/13 at 07:41 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

1 to go in the 1st

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:41 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

end of 1

1 to zip, the good guys

grin

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:44 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Hey Stoney. The party is over at George’s house.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 09/16/13 at 07:41 PM ET

thanks, kate.
i’m on my way!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/16/13 at 07:46 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

first game of the preseason and Crosby is already crying and taking penalties.

will he EVER grow up?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 09/16/13 at 08:09 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Sammy shoots it into the glass from 20 feet out….

RED WINGS HOCKEY IS BACK!

LMFAO

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 09/16/13 at 08:19 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

why is Tootoo still on this team?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 09/16/13 at 08:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Chief?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 09/21/13 at 10:29 AM ET

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