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Live Blogging Yet Another Humiliation Of Pinky And The Wild
by VooX on 10/15/11 at 09:35 PM ET
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The Wings are in Minnesota. The Tigers are in Texas. I’m on the road posting on a phone.
Wannabe Wild blogger, Pinky, is worried. Not worried that he only averages about 4 comments per post in the three years his highbrow blog has been spewing literary genius on the Gore, Pinky is worried that the Wild are about to get spanked by the Wings tonight and make life in Minnesota even more miserable than it already is.
Frankly, Pinky should be worried.
The Wings have looked good aside from some whiskey dick on the power play. It’s not that I’ve been watching, having missed every game so far due to work, there’s no fauxing way I’m going to be the gamewrecker tonight. However, using advanced statistical analysis, I predict a 19-1 victory tonight for the Wings. Rest assured the math is strong within me. I’m using the same cutting edge tools that allow a certain unnamed blogger to predict the League MVP one week into the season.
With the Tigers paw deep, and clinging onto their lives, in their series against Texas, attention will be divided tonight. It’s okay, the Hasek has been through enough playoff series that we take for granted the 19 will be saturated in various bodily fluids all night.
I will leave you to enjoy the game with an open bar and enough booze for any type of game, playoff or otherwise. Enjoy the game(s), 19, I’ll be doing my non-gamewrecker best to stay away. For now.
Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!
Let’s Go Tigers!!!!!
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Comments
quiet tonight. everyone must be passed out from the football game.
Posted by milburyneedstobeslapped on 10/15/11 at 09:54 PM ET
Evening Ya All!
Lets Go Red WINGS!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 09:56 PM ET
I am here with the booze and ready for a great game! Lets do this. For those interested:
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/86194/1/watch-minnesota-wild-vs-detroit-red-wings.html
or http://freeredwings.tv/ Wings Feed. Enjoy!
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 10/15/11 at 09:56 PM ET
3 minutes before 8 pm. Hope nhl center ice has fsd broadcast.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 09:57 PM ET
Evenin folks. I’m expecting sadness Deepinthehearta tonite. Hope I’m wrong.
Tigs on the TV, Wings on the computer. I’ll be sticking with the LB tonite for luck.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 09:59 PM ET
Wild looking better offensively, o n paper at least, added Heatley and Setagouchi.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 10:00 PM ET
Fudge its the Wild broadcast.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 10:01 PM ET
So when does Fabian get to play a game?
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:03 PM ET
I am a weak man, I am home now and dying to see some Wings hockey. It’s been almost a year and a half since my last game.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/15/11 at 10:03 PM ET
Evening, 19. Full plate tonight. Tigers on TV, Red Wings on the computer and the Michigan Solar Car team on the laptop
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:03 PM ET
Where is that Tarbender? Need a Grey Goose dirty 2 olives please. 
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 10:04 PM ET
http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/11433/1/minnesota-wild-vs-detroit-red-wings.html is the Wings Feed. No Show Heatly and SotoDuchey. Lets do this!
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 10/15/11 at 10:05 PM ET
FSD link
http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/11433/1/minnesota-wild-vs-detroit-red-wings.html
Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 10/15/11 at 10:05 PM ET
Hulder and Fil both looking much stronger on their skates so far this year. Especially good to see Huds working hard again.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:10 PM ET
Oh look, the wild have my favorite jerseys on . . .
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 10:11 PM ET
What did Bert ever do to the wild?
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:13 PM ET
Miggy makes it 1-0 early in Texas. Nice
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:13 PM ET
Cabrera Home Run. 1-0 tigers, 2 outs top of the 1st
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:14 PM ET
What did Bert ever do to the wild?
Years ago, he told them that they were going to lose a playoff series.
Posted by Forlorn in VA on 10/15/11 at 10:14 PM ET
Yeah…Jimmy!
Trish -thinking the same thing…HaHaHa
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 10:16 PM ET
Hudler driving the middle. When did he learn that?
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:18 PM ET
Years ago, he told them that they were going to lose a playoff series.
If he really was evil he would have told them they were going to win
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:19 PM ET
Hudler driving the middle. When did he learn that?
They told Hudler to “Man Up”
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 10:23 PM ET
Uncork the alcohol, man advantage wings
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:28 PM ET
Evening Bitches. Checking in on time to see the whiskey di….err power play.
LGRW
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 10/15/11 at 10:29 PM ET
Ugh, can we make these games dry for at least a little while?
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:29 PM ET
Homer drew a penalty in front of the net?
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:31 PM ET
mm…double shot of whiskey… goes down smooth.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 10:34 PM ET
Penalty over - no score….
Lets Go Red Wings!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 10:34 PM ET
PP will click and get 4 goals in 2 games. I just hope before Thanksgiving (US).
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 10:36 PM ET
Well, on a positive note, the Bruins showed us all last year that you CAN wine a cup with an abysmal power play.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 10/15/11 at 10:37 PM ET
Hudler won a board battle (!)
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 10:41 PM ET
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