Don't be fooled into thinking this will be a nightly feature, because it won't. I learned my lesson long ago about guaranteeing things my lack of initiative can't deliver.

I mean, Dwayne Klessel's been promising an updated Rumor Chart for like 13 hours now and the paying customers in the Motel 6 lounge are violently restless.

But I can't let this go without applause because it's so good and it's such a nice dig at the ladies over at Mile High Hockey, an SBN blog that looks remarkably like...every other SBN blog.

From our Live Blog...

Detroit is now 1-0-0 vs Colorado in the Brunner era.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/05/13 at 10:10 PM ET

That's just funny. Be sure and suck it Dive fans. You know the routine.