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Line Of The Night: Monkey
by IwoCPO on 03/05/13 at 11:19 PM ET
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Don't be fooled into thinking this will be a nightly feature, because it won't. I learned my lesson long ago about guaranteeing things my lack of initiative can't deliver.
I mean, Dwayne Klessel's been promising an updated Rumor Chart for like 13 hours now and the paying customers in the Motel 6 lounge are violently restless.
But I can't let this go without applause because it's so good and it's such a nice dig at the ladies over at Mile High Hockey, an SBN blog that looks remarkably like...every other SBN blog.
From our Live Blog...
Detroit is now 1-0-0 vs Colorado in the Brunner era.
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/05/13 at 10:10 PM ET
That's just funny. Be sure and suck it Dive fans. You know the routine.
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Heheheheheheh. Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow. I won lunch and coffee, I’m set!
Suck it Dive fans!
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 03/06/13 at 02:25 AM ET
Bonjour, and don’t forget to tip your server.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/06/13 at 09:59 AM ET
Good work, Monkey. I almost forgot. 60 decades and all.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/06/13 at 10:12 AM ET
I think the 19 are getting older, right to bed after the game.
Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 03/05/13 at 10:46 PM ET
Lately, I enjoy watching the third period from bed. These 7:30 starts are hell on an old guy whose day starts at 4-5AM
Posted by dougie on 03/06/13 at 10:59 AM ET
I didn’t want to add to the LB anymore after monkey posted that. It should end like that. It must.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 03/06/13 at 12:39 PM ET
Nicely done Monkey. However, Master Chief, I think you are remiss in not at least giving an honorable mention to Kate for this gem:
Bonjour, Aloha, Hidee-Ho, Greetings, and Salutations. I’m trying to get “up” for the game, but, Uncle Mike has my happiness sandwiched between Wasteful and Stupid.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 06:35 PM ET
If there was still a sidebar, that last clause would have to be on it.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/06/13 at 01:40 PM ET
Bonjour, and don’t forget to tip your server.
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/06/13 at 08:59 AM ET
One Happy Monkey.

Posted by SYF from the Flood on 03/06/13 at 03:53 PM ET
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I laughed.
I think the 19 are getting older, right to bed after the game.
Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 03/05/13 at 11:46 PM ET