Abel to Yzerman
Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit
by IwoCPO on 02/15/13 at 06:56 PM ET
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I don’t have much time and even less connectivity. Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.
Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was. Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.
You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret.
I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?
Ready. Set. Vomit.
It’s a Live Blog, bitches.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha…wHAT aN aMAZING pOWER pLAY.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 09:05 PM ET
also less evening up the penalties thanks…
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 09:05 PM ET
Date rape at center ice.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 09:05 PM ET
Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/15/13 at 09:05 PM ET
How is that a call?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 09:06 PM ET
Great passing.
Pass, pass, pass, pass, turnover.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 09:06 PM ET
How is that a call?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:06 PM ET
It’s Walkdum making that call. That’s how.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 09:07 PM ET
Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?
never too soon ...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 09:08 PM ET
Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?
BOHICA
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 09:08 PM ET
Nice shift Emmerton
you fuchin crazy ass
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 09:08 PM ET
Bullet, dodged.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 09:08 PM ET
Every time I look up from the LB, there is rubber bouncing off of Jimmah
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 09:08 PM ET
No good deed goes unpunished… Emmerton limps off.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 09:09 PM ET
And the TV cameras are working as good as the DET PP
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/15/13 at 09:09 PM ET
Every time I look up from the LB, there is rubber bouncing off of Jimmah
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET
I suppose that’s better than rubber bouncing past Jimmah.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/15/13 at 09:09 PM ET
Highstick on White..also no call
?w=322
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 09:10 PM ET
Well, the Quacks haven’t scored either.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 09:11 PM ET
It’s Walkdum making that call. That’s how.
Posted by SYF from yet another half-ass season by Proskauer Rose LLP on 02/15/13 at 08:07 PM ET
Or not making that call. It’s a classic lose-lose.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 09:11 PM ET
give Emmerton a purple heart ...
... to go with his black & blue blocks.
what a gamer.
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 09:11 PM ET
I’m a Lashoff fan now. Wow. Reminds me a bit of Rouse, Macoun, and yes, Disco.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 09:13 PM ET
I remember a season in the last 15 where we had The Detroit Griffins for a while…
how did that season work out? I don’t remember what year it was.
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/15/13 at 09:13 PM ET
Weird. I am on the FirstRow pirate feed. It has the Ken & Mick broadcast but the commercials are all British. Strange foods and they sure talk funny…...
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 09:14 PM ET
Well, the Quacks haven’t scored either.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET
I’ll try to be delicate. SWM. Please, Ms.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 09:14 PM ET
Strange foods and they sure talk funny…...
Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, shooting skeets…. on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET
I know right…I have a craving for a Guiness, some chips, and some dental work
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 09:15 PM ET
Checking out, 19. See y’all on the flipside.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 09:16 PM ET
I’ll try to be delicate. SWM. Please, Ms.
Yeah, I guess that was a reckless thing to say.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 09:17 PM ET
Such consistent ugliness - - I must be a masochist or something.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/15/13 at 09:20 PM ET
“This smells like my cousin’s vagina.” says the Nashville ice girl.
Fishay Fishay
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 09:21 PM ET
42Jeff…I just PM ya.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 09:21 PM ET
Yeah, I guess that was a reckless thing to say.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:17 PM ET
Not to worry. It’s all good.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 09:22 PM ET
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Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 09:04 PM ET