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Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit

I don’t have much time and even less connectivity.  Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.

Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was.  Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.

You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret. 

I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?

Ready. Set. Vomit.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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42jeff's avatar

Less pass…more shoot

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:04 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha…wHAT aN aMAZING pOWER pLAY.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:05 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

also less evening up the penalties thanks…

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:05 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Date rape at center ice.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/15/13 at 08:05 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/15/13 at 08:05 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

How is that a call?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:06 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Great passing.

Pass, pass, pass, pass, turnover.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/15/13 at 08:06 PM ET

SYF's avatar

How is that a call?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:06 PM ET

It’s Walkdum making that call.  That’s how.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Way to go Emmerton

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?

never too soon ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Too soon for the curling iron in the ice bucket?

BOHICA

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Nice shift Emmerton

you fuchin crazy ass

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Bullet, dodged.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Every time I look up from the LB, there is rubber bouncing off of Jimmah

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Em on the PK working real damn hard.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

No good deed goes unpunished… Emmerton limps off.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Emmerton.  Me likey.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

And the TV cameras are working as good as the DET PP

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Awesome drunk joke on Murph by Ken.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Every time I look up from the LB, there is rubber bouncing off of Jimmah
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 08:08 PM ET

I suppose that’s better than rubber bouncing past Jimmah.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Zata bowled over and no call.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

wE lOOK fANTASTIC tONIGHT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 08:10 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Highstick on White..also no call


?w=322

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:10 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Well, the Quacks haven’t scored either.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

It’s Walkdum making that call.  That’s how.

Posted by SYF from yet another half-ass season by Proskauer Rose LLP on 02/15/13 at 08:07 PM ET

Or not making that call. It’s a classic lose-lose.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

give Emmerton a purple heart ...

... to go with his black & blue blocks.

what a gamer.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Shots
Anahiem 1,314
Deetroyet -23

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I’m a Lashoff fan now.  Wow.  Reminds me a bit of Rouse, Macoun, and yes, Disco.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:13 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I remember a season in the last 15 where we had The Detroit Griffins for a while…

how did that season work out?  I don’t remember what year it was.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/15/13 at 08:13 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Weird.  I am on the FirstRow pirate feed.  It has the Ken & Mick broadcast but the commercials are all British. Strange foods and they sure talk funny…...

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Well, the Quacks haven’t scored either.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET

I’ll try to be delicate. SWM. Please, Ms.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Damn Tevor.. Goose tav. Not guss tav.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

awww what a cute kitty

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Strange foods and they sure talk funny…...

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, shooting skeets…. on 02/15/13 at 08:14 PM ET

I know right…I have a craving for a Guiness, some chips, and some dental work

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 08:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Checking out, 19.  See y’all on the flipside.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/15/13 at 08:16 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I’ll try to be delicate. SWM. Please, Ms.

Yeah, I guess that was a reckless thing to say.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Such consistent ugliness - - I must be a masochist or something.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 08:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

“This smells like my cousin’s vagina.”  says the Nashville ice girl.

Fishay Fishay


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Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/15/13 at 08:21 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

42Jeff…I just PM ya.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/15/13 at 08:21 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Yeah, I guess that was a reckless thing to say.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:17 PM ET

Not to worry. It’s all good.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 08:22 PM ET

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